Its a wee bit dead in here innit

[Isambard]

you just have to ask bombscare to do this thing that he does with his lips

Have T-Shirt etc!

 

[munkeeunit]

My tummy is making lots of gurgling sounds?

Tell it to fuck off!

 

[fizzerbird]

Have T-Shirt etc!

lol...hey are we all still up for the vibe visit..I think I've managed to persuade KRS to come as well. We are threatening to leave bombscare in the middle of the podium and stand back and watch lol!

Hopefully I'll have my porno shoes by then also

 

[fizzerbird]

Tell it to fuck off!

I will not!

I'll ask it nicely to stop

 

[munkeeunit]

I will not!

I'll ask it nicely to stop

It won't work I tell you.

Stomachs need to be told, they are after all more like a symbiotic creature with a life of their own than an integral part of the body.

Either put it in it's place or feed it something to shut the bloody thing up.

 

[munkeeunit]

I will not!

I'll ask it nicely to stop

Get some sprouts from this bloke and feed it to your stomach creature.

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[Isambard]

We are threatening to leave bombscare in the middle of the podium and stand back and watch lol!

He'd luv it, the slaaaaaag!
I'm always up for going to Vibes!

 

[easy g]

 

[fizzerbird]

It won't work I tell you.

Stomachs need to be told, they are after all more like a symbiotic creature with a life of their own than an integral part of the body.

Either put it in it's place or feed it something to shut the bloody thing up.

But it wants Spanish tapas and I haven't any?

I've offered it choc ices, flakes, after eights but it wants...calamaris fritos, Boquerones and Tortilla de Patatas

Oh and a pint of sangria wouldn't go amiss...

 

[munkeeunit]

But it wants Spanish tapas and I haven't any?

I've offered it choc ices, flakes, after eights but it wants...calamaris fritos, Boquerones and Tortilla de Patatas

Oh and a pint of sangria wouldn't go amiss...

Stomachs look like aliens!

Stomachs are aliens!

They are biding their time in order to take over the planet.

There are now 6 billion or more of them, lurking, waiting, for the mother stomach ship to arrive.

Feed them nothing!

 

[fizzerbird]

Feed them nothing!

But the pain

 

[munkeeunit]

But the pain

It will pass once the stomach has died, and you will live on, freed of it's torment .

Revived, renewed, and out of it's perpetual slavery.

I would do it myself, but I can't resist it's cravings.

I am it's slavvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..............


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Got any pizza?

 

[cyberfairy]

Careful, someone might desecrate your grandmothers grave. They do that kind of thing you know. Not my idea of direct action.

That reminds me, for sane and non-vampiric direct action events have a look at DAAW, if you didn't already get the invite.

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/directactionagainstwar/

(I'm sure that pop at the ALF at least just earnt one of my relatives a smashed gravestone, if not a full removal of their remains to an undisclosed place.)

 

[Isambard]

Chica, send your nisbehaving stomach to consequence corner!

 

[fizzerbird]

Chica, send your nisbehaving stomach to consequence corner!

I don't think it'll work with this stomache...will of iron...cast iron

Hmmmm maybe we could reach a compromise...I haven't any pizza though...so...hmmmm...aha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have olives!

olives that i brought back from spain!

mmmmmm olives...

 

[munkeeunit]

I don't think it'll work with this stomache...will of iron...cast iron

Hmmmm maybe we could reach a compromise...I haven't any pizza though...so...hmmmm...aha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have olives!

olives that i brought back from spain!

mmmmmm olives...

When I was 12 I had a septic throat for two weeks, and the last thing I ate before it came on was an olive pizza.

I couldn't swallow properly for weeks, and had a septic olive puss taste stuck in my throat for all that time.

I couldn't stand olives for years after that, but now I love them, except occassionally when I get flashbacks.

(hmmmm... I am in a weird and mawkish mood today, but I blame DJ bombscare for staring this thread. It must be his fault.)

PS: Cyberfairy, I was touching wood, and was trying to cross my fingers while typing the ALF tactical revelations.

 

[fizzerbird]

(hmmmm... I am in a weird and mawkish mood today, but I blame DJ bombscare for staring this thread. It must be his fault.)

It's always his fault...bless

Thing is no one with half a brain would dare tell him that, unless they had a death wish

Except me of course coz I'm special ner ner ner ner ner

 

[munkeeunit]

It's always his fault...bless

Thing is no one with half a brain would dare tell him that, unless they had a death wish

Except me of course coz I'm special ner ner ner ner ner

Whoops! now I'm going to have the ALF *and* DJBombscare haunting the graveyards of my dead relatives.

What a strange day this is turning out to be.

 

[on_the_fly]

Tis quiet cos im not at work BORED and posting !


who set fizzer off on spong bob ?

 

[fizzerbird]

 

[on_the_fly]

oh dear god help me.


Fiz / bomb kids here thurs friday u about ?

 

[fizzerbird]

Nope.

Soz lushous on the fly formerly known as darkgod.

I will be mostly doing killer whale impressions on the back of the R1 at the bike show in devon.

Have a wikkide time with your gorgeous girls!


Ohhh I could eat them they are so cute

 

[butterfly child]

did you miss the guinea pig threads - there was some good stuff on the one about whether a guinea pig is more important that a human

They fucking well are, in my house.

I saw PETA on the news yesterday, they had a poster with a guinea pig on it and it said "I am not a guinea pig" - I wanted to get one, cross off the "not" and hang it above my piggy house.