Italy v Spain - Tuesday 06/07 - 20:00

[alsoknownas]

If England get through they will probably have to kill this off a bit. No chance they can live with this tempo.

 

[JTG]

Good thing they've got fuck all up front eh

 

[tommers]

I forgot it was Spain.

 

[Rebelda]

Pass pass pass pass shit your pants pass pass pass

 

[Lord Camomile]

Pass pass pass pass shit your pants pass pass pass

Tbf, that's not too far off England's current gameplan.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

I'm at rehearsal so following the match on my phone.

We rehearse at a local non league football ground so I may go and sit in the empty terraces then visit the under seating toilets to get the big match feel

 

[Diamond]

Simmering nicely, for me

 

[JTG]

Only 70 more minutes of the commentary team furiously wanking themselves over Spain gently passing the ball out for an Italian goal kick

 

[purves grundy]

Spanish keeper’s got a touch of wanderlust

 

[Wilf]

Spain very flappy at the back.

 

[The39thStep]

Up the proper Catholics

 

[T & P]

Pasta or paella?

Parma ham or Serrano?

 

[JimW]

Lipreaders will have learned the Italian for shoot, you cunt.

 

[Rebelda]

Parma ham or Serrano?

Yes please

 

[JTG]

Up the proper Catholics

Wondered how you were going to distinguish between them

 

[Wilf]

Lipreaders will have learned the Italian for shoot, you cunt.

Spanish goalkeeper's day job is as a Corporal Jones impersonator.

 

[JTG]

At least Mancini has dressed properly, Enrique looks like a schoolboy

 

[Steel Icarus]

Awwww, look at young Chiellini

 

[belboid]

Lipreaders will have learned the Italian for shoot, you cunt.

And for ‘get up, you cunt’ I trust.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

I have a slight crush on Roberto Mancini

 

[JTG]

Oh no, a Spaniard is pretending to be hurt. Whither all the Italy haters now?

Tumbleweed

 

[alsoknownas]

Italy a bit less versatile without Spinazzola unsurprisingly.

 

[Sprocket.]

Parma ham or Serrano?

Serrano de Badgers rack.

 

[campanula]

Italian goalkeeper has done well (had big boots to step into after Buffon). Feels like a game of not conceding at the moment (someone needs to be brave)

 

[neonwilderness]

Serrano de Badgers rack.

Badgers does love his ham

I'm still working But I've relocated to the sofa with my laptop and a can. It doesn't sound like I've missed much so far

 

[Petcha]

I have a slight crush on Roberto Mancini

He's a doppelganger for a mate of mine, I've just sent him this. He's single btw. My mate. Not mancini.

Pic won't work. but it's hot.

 

[Lord Camomile]

Italian goalkeeper has done well (had big boots to step into after Buffon). Feels like a game of not conceding at the moment (someone needs to be brave)

The current scoreline would certainly suggest that.

 

[Lord Camomile]

And the crowd goes "whey!"

 

[campanula]

o dear, rubbish shot

 

[T & P]

Can we borrow a centre forward for the second half, please? There must be some London-based British players with a Spanish grandparent…. Doesn’t even need to be Premier League, I’d take a League One striker…