**UPDATE**
I have been excitedly informed I have made a crucial error and the name should be "The Boulevardiers".
I've highlighted that this is probably isn't going to swing the balance in his favour, but hope springs eternal and so on.

Sharpen your knives as with great delight I present a possible alternative "candour sanction".

Kitchenware?Womenswear?
Kitchenware?
Household Electrical?
sounds like a Ludlum novel 'Candour Sanction- sequel to bestseller 'Parfisal Mosaic'

Ground floor perfumery,
stationery and leather goods,
wigs and haberdashery
kitchenware and food...going up
First floor telephones,
gents ready-made suits,
shirts, socks, ties, hats,
underwear and shoes...going up
Second floor carpets,
travel goods and bedding,
material, soft furnishings,
restaurant and teas. Going down!
band name!Oh yeahbut a bit wasted here:
www.myspace.com/haberdasheryinfo


whisky bumlove.
the sort of art-wank
Peedos in Speedos
'StrangleWank'
"The Noun"
The Collective Noun for a Bunch of Preening Indie Dicks"
Ego crushing reality.
'Stump Grinder'
'The Dogs Bouleollox'
Nice Lobster And The Smokin' Spring
Phat Glove And The Slimy Myth
Pleasurable Of The Rewetting
Piss Aphrodisiac etc...........