not until kelly jones was thrown against the wall, along side mick hucknallsiarc said:would you actually feel happiness if every member of coldplay was systemically mutilated and dismembered by monkeys & psychopaths??
Firky said:They like an aural representation of all that is dull, boring, mediaocre, beige, woodchip, cheese on toast, middle of the road, vanilla, slacks, sunday drive to the supermarket, soundbyte, turgid, fuking venom crap that I have to endure with. they're a 9 to 5 job in local government. they're fucking tupperware, they're fucking ford mondeo, they are double glazing and flymo.
JUST FUCK OFF!

Firky said:They like an aural representation of all that is dull, boring, mediaocre, beige, woodchip, cheese on toast, middle of the road, vanilla, slacks, sunday drive to the supermarket, soundbyte, turgid, fuking venom crap that I have to endure with. they're a 9 to 5 job in local government. they're fucking tupperware, they're fucking ford mondeo, they are double glazing and flymo.
JUST FUCK OFF!

zenie said:I missed this before - have you been watching Trainspotting?![]()
So you have a problem with the MOR'ness of them?
Now aren't there pleanty of other bands who are just as bad or is it because Coldplay are so well known?
I mean Travis went a bit like that didn't they? My 45 year old Born Again Christian Aunt with 'The Man Who' on in their fuckin Saab Estate![]()
stavros said:There is actually a website called Make Coldplay History, although when I went there it was just a frontpage.
zenie said:I missed this before - have you been watching Trainspotting?![]()
tangerinedream said:where the fuck did they dream up the name "coldplay" - what is "coldplay" or a "coldplay" does it mean anything? - Or is it two incredably mundane words just shoved together for no apparant reason at all. I mean at least Snow Patrol conjurs up an image, but 'coldplay'....
wankers...
tangerinedream said:Coldplay are the top of the pyramid of bands that subtely exploited the notion of 'indie' and replaced it with 'proper songs with guitars' for dads and mums and kids with a sensitive side.