Is the Range Rover Sport the apex in arsehole wheels ?

Discussion in 'transport' started by not-bono-ever, Jan 21, 2017.

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Is the Range Rover Sport the ultimate in arsehole wheels ?

  1. Yes

    46 vote(s)
    53.5%
  2. Yes

    28 vote(s)
    32.6%
  3. Yes

    27 vote(s)
    31.4%
  4. Yes

    30 vote(s)
    34.9%
  5. No, I have an Audi and I claim that title

    10 vote(s)
    11.6%
  6. I dont know as I do not drive

    14 vote(s)
    16.3%
  7. I live in the country and I find it useful for the 2 frosts we get each year

    7 vote(s)
    8.1%
  8. Comedy Option

    9 vote(s)
    10.5%
  9. Fuck you, you snotty middle class cycling shitbag

    27 vote(s)
    31.4%
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  1. Can smash through a brick wall with ease but will fail to make it from London to York without breaking down

    what kind of fucking wanker buys these things to use in a city ? (rhetorical)
     
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  2. mauvais

    mauvais change has become unavoidable

    That looks like a pretty terrible wall to be fair. And Richard Branson will have to fork out for a new cabinet. Everyone's a winner here.
     
  3. A380

    A380 How do I change this 'custom title' thing then?

    Don’t know what the fuss is about, they are off road vehicles.

    Thanks, I’m here all week.
     
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  4. patman post

    patman post Interested onlooker Banned

    But surely hers is stretched...
     
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  5. fuck off
     
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  6. patman post

    patman post Interested onlooker Banned

    Too right. Come to think of it, it’s probably a Hummer...
     
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  7. kabbes

    kabbes "A top 400 poster"

    Fuck off.
     
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  8. patman post

    patman post Interested onlooker Banned

    Supposedly so. But having all that plastic round the front lessens their ability to withstand rough terrain without expensive damage...
     
  9. hash tag

    hash tag Pedicabo omnes

  10. Saul Goodman

    Saul Goodman It's all good, man

  11. hash tag

    hash tag Pedicabo omnes

    It won't be for the likes of me, but it will be coming out next year probably.
     
  12. ice-is-forming

    ice-is-forming Winter is coming......

  13. dessiato

    dessiato Maholo e ke akua no kei la

    oh-dear-how-sad-never-mind.jpg
     
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  14. rarely have cars been so well matched to their drivers skills
     
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  15. A380

    A380 How do I change this 'custom title' thing then?

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  16. ice-is-forming

    ice-is-forming Winter is coming......

    That beach is 75ks long, people start their journey without checking the tide times. It's doable if you don't get bogged. They drove on, got bogged and the tide came in too fast to be rescued. It happens about once a week.
     
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  17. hash tag

    hash tag Pedicabo omnes

    Think pink! :D (found looking at something else).
     
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  18. hash tag

    hash tag Pedicabo omnes

    Fortunately only 328 of these were made (and if anyone fancies it, i know of one for sale)
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  19. Poi E

    Poi E Pessimism: a valuable protection against quackery.

    Lamborghini?
     
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  20. kebabking

    kebabking Unfettered ambition

    Batman, shurely?
     
  21. Saul Goodman

    Saul Goodman It's all good, man

    That looks like it was designed by a 6 year old with a new box of crayons.
     
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  22. I have never seen a RR sport on the motorway actually going anywhere, loaded to the gills, as it is designed for . I only ever see them being thrashed around urban streets, leaving only a faint whiff of chronic in their wake. I did 600 miles in a day over the weekend - never saw a RRS. as soon as I left the M25 on the homeward stretch, I am hemmed in by the fuckers . See also ML Mercedes. fucking hell
     
  23. kebabking

    kebabking Unfettered ambition

    Range Rovers are actually quite small on the inside - you'd not want to be taking two kids and a dog on a weeks camping trip in one, you'd probably die of suffocation. their boot space is significantly smaller than a Mondeo/Octavia/A6.. if you want lots of space, off-road capability and comfort you'd go for a Disco/Shogun/Land Cruser/Pathfinder.

    they aren't really a more comfortable version of the Disco, which is a more comfortable version of a Defender (which is how the LR/RR range used to go..), they are a higher-off-the-ground version of a 5 Series BMW. with added twat.
     
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  24. Poi E

    Poi E Pessimism: a valuable protection against quackery.

    I saw a new Range Rover on the road yesterday but it might have been a Chinese knock off of the same. Poor panel gaps, orange peel paint etc. Actually, it probably was a RR.
     
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  25. ViolentPanda

    ViolentPanda Hardly getting over it.

    British workmanship to be proud of! :thumbs::thumbs::thumbs:
     
  26. spitfire

    spitfire Toast

    Highgate, yesterday. German plates.

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  27. Wow, Mansory, so pretty much double the cost of a normal cuntmobile. Really goes to show that taste cannot be bought.
     
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  28. Poi E

    Poi E Pessimism: a valuable protection against quackery.

    Mansory? :hmm:
     
  29. MANSORY.JPG

    Like Kahn or Overfinch, but for people with even more cash and less taste.
     
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