Is the Range Rover Sport the apex in arsehole wheels ?

Discussion in 'transport' started by not-bono-ever, Jan 21, 2017.

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Is the Range Rover Sport the ultimate in arsehole wheels ?

  1. Yes

    51 vote(s)
    52.6%
  2. Yes

    31 vote(s)
    32.0%
  3. Yes

    30 vote(s)
    30.9%
  4. Yes

    33 vote(s)
    34.0%
  5. No, I have an Audi and I claim that title

    11 vote(s)
    11.3%
  6. I dont know as I do not drive

    16 vote(s)
    16.5%
  7. I live in the country and I find it useful for the 2 frosts we get each year

    7 vote(s)
    7.2%
  8. Comedy Option

    9 vote(s)
    9.3%
  9. Fuck you, you snotty middle class cycling shitbag

    31 vote(s)
    32.0%
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  1. dessiato

    dessiato Mele Kalikimaka hauʻoli hou makahiki

  2. kebabking

    kebabking Unfettered ambition

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  3. hash tag

    hash tag Pedicabo omnes

    £70k for that, a premier loved motor....could get something half decent for that.
     
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  4. Dogsauce

    Dogsauce Lord of the Dance Settee

    Fifteen grand more than my house cost. You could have bought my house and still had enough left over for a pretty decent car. Bewildering.
     
  5. Poi E

    Poi E Pessimism: a valuable protection against quackery.

    They weren't making Range Rovers in 1957, though.
     
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  6. hash tag

    hash tag Pedicabo omnes

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  7. hash tag

    hash tag Pedicabo omnes

  8. hash tag

    hash tag Pedicabo omnes

  9. Poi E

    Poi E Pessimism: a valuable protection against quackery.

  10. not-bono-ever

    not-bono-ever Not what they want but what is good for them

    vile.jpg

    Overfinch soft top evoque @ £60k second hand

    jesus fucking Christ- it looks like a pram.

    This is why I want this country to be destroyed by Kim Jong Un's Nuclear arsenal. Now
     
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  11. hash tag

    hash tag Pedicabo omnes

    Is that shortened or even a 2 seated, it looks no bigger in the cabin.
     
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  12. ViolentPanda

    ViolentPanda Hardly getting over it.

    Barely big enough for that fucking Chihuahua in the front.

    You just know a person is a grade-A, gold-plated cunt if they own a customised Evoque AND a Chihuahua!! :mad:
     
  13. Poi E

    Poi E Pessimism: a valuable protection against quackery.

    I know a nice chihuahua. Not their fault they attract cunts.:(
     
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  14. A380

    A380 How do I change this 'custom title' thing then?

    A definition of eternity. Every day you key the paint work on that fucker. Even when you had worn out every key in a branch of Timpson’s eternity would not have been dented.

    On the other hand, you’d never get tired of keying that tosser-mobile.
     
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  15. Poi E

    Poi E Pessimism: a valuable protection against quackery.

    You know that fucker will leak.
     
  16. Dogsauce

    Dogsauce Lord of the Dance Settee

    Somewhere to be sick into after a daytime drinking session. A warm meal for the chihuahua at least.
     
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  17. weltweit

    weltweit Well-Known Member

    A Discovery pulled in behind me today and it struck me that LandRover have now developed them into just the sort of cunts car that RangeRovers are.
     
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  18. Poi E

    Poi E Pessimism: a valuable protection against quackery.

    And they look cheap.
     
  19. Bahnhof Strasse

    Bahnhof Strasse Free the Sepsis Six!

    The new Disco really is one of the worst looking cars available to buy today. The old ones where pretty good if you were in to that kind of thing, but always a bit of a cunt magnet, see Kenny Noye for further clarification.
     
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  20. SpookyFrank

    SpookyFrank We kill the flame

    They've been on that slippery slope for a while now, ever since they invented the Freelander.
     
  21. Poi E

    Poi E Pessimism: a valuable protection against quackery.

    FTFY.
     
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  22. DownwardDog

    DownwardDog Riding a Brompton with a power meter.

    A Chinese SUV that's going to be sold as a Lotus. A move which in no way devalues the storied marque.

    [​IMG]
     
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  23. Poi E

    Poi E Pessimism: a valuable protection against quackery.

    Colin Chapman will be reciprocating in his grave.
     
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  24. dessiato

    dessiato Mele Kalikimaka hauʻoli hou makahiki

    No. I refuse to accept this. It is wrong, completely and utterly and totally wrong.
     
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  25. Dogsauce

    Dogsauce Lord of the Dance Settee

    Tbf it doesn't look as chunky and stupid as most SUVs, quite sleek. Still not a Lotus.
     
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  26. Griff

    Griff Hardly posting anymore

    God, that just goes against everything that a Lotus should be. Sad times we live in. :(
     
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  27. Poi E

    Poi E Pessimism: a valuable protection against quackery.

    It'll probably be reliable, too.:(
     
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  28. A380

    A380 How do I change this 'custom title' thing then?

    Just as long as it won’t start on cold damp days.
     
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  29. A380

    A380 How do I change this 'custom title' thing then?

  30. hash tag

    hash tag Pedicabo omnes

    In the huge, wide open roads of Battersea, this is what I saw on arrival at the gym earlier; 4 4x4's. One was an XC90. so no half measures! :mad:

    [​IMG]
     
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