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Is the Range Rover Sport the apex in arsehole wheels ?

Discussion in 'transport' started by not-bono-ever, Jan 21, 2017.

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Is the Range Rover Sport the ultimate in arsehole wheels ?

  1. Yes

    44 vote(s)
    53.7%
  2. Yes

    26 vote(s)
    31.7%
  3. Yes

    25 vote(s)
    30.5%
  4. Yes

    28 vote(s)
    34.1%
  5. No, I have an Audi and I claim that title

    10 vote(s)
    12.2%
  6. I dont know as I do not drive

    13 vote(s)
    15.9%
  7. I live in the country and I find it useful for the 2 frosts we get each year

    7 vote(s)
    8.5%
  8. Comedy Option

    8 vote(s)
    9.8%
  9. Fuck you, you snotty middle class cycling shitbag

    25 vote(s)
    30.5%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. Others would feel inferior and treat you like a god.

    They would display this by never letting you in to the flow of traffic and a variety of hand gestures.
     
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  2. Teaboy

    Teaboy It definitely looks brighter over there..

    Unless you live in Chelsea in which case they would wonder why you couldn't afford a better trim.
     
  3. hash tag

    hash tag Pedicabo omnes

    Just like they do Audi drivers really.
     
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  4. kebabking

    kebabking Unfettered ambition

    I'm told that the first time is a bit uncomfortable, but that you get used to it fairly quickly - just be sure to use lots of lube and try a bit of foreplay.

    Broadly I think society, and therefore other road users, looks down on footballers spouses - the image is of someone who swaps whatever potential they have for a guilded cage with a bit of public humiliation thrown in when their footballer gets caught with an aspiring 'glamour model'...
     
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  5. 2hats

    2hats

    Persevere long enough and they might invite you to redesign the interior.
     
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  6. hash tag

    hash tag Pedicabo omnes

    th.jpg

    Just remembered and wow
     
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  7. pogofish

    pogofish Testicle Hairstyle

    Spotted in Aberdeen last week:

    [​IMG]

    :eek: :D
     
  8. dessiato

    dessiato Maholo e ke akua no kei la

    I was talking to a friend recently who told me I "need" an X3 or X5. I'm not sure I do.
     
  9. Griff

    Griff Hardly posting anymore

    I jokingly said to a mate recently that 'I needed a five litre two seater in my life' after buying one. :D
     
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  10. ViolentPanda

    ViolentPanda Hardly getting over it.

    How many gallons to the mile? :D
     
  11. Griff

    Griff Hardly posting anymore

    I try not to think along those lines. :D
     
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  12. dessiato

    dessiato Maholo e ke akua no kei la

    Years ago I had one of these

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    Fuel costs became an issue, 10mpg. Unless you wanted to put your foot down a bit. Then it was very thirsty.
     
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  13. Griff

    Griff Hardly posting anymore

    Well for weekend only use (thinking about the environment and all that), it's really not that much of an issue.
    But for something like an Aix-en-Provence trip like we did in the 3.0 TVR S a few years back, it's a different kettle of fish.
     
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  14. Poi E

    Poi E Pessimism: a valuable protection against quackery.

    What is it, Griff? Another TVR?
     
  15. Griff

    Griff Hardly posting anymore

    Yep, a Chimaera 500. Most were made with the 4 litre V8 and only a few had the 5 fitted. Sends a tingle down my spine every time I start it up. :)
     
  16. Poi E

    Poi E Pessimism: a valuable protection against quackery.

    350 is the recommended minimum dose :D
     
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  17. Griff

    Griff Hardly posting anymore

  18. hash tag

    hash tag Pedicabo omnes

    I have had to hire a car for a few days in order to get elderly in laws into when going away. Because of complications at the hire place, we are getting a BMW X5
    :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:
    It is just as well we are going somewhere where we are not known.
     
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  19. Alfa broken down again?
     
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  20. ViolentPanda

    ViolentPanda Hardly getting over it.

    Ooh, you bitch!!! :p
     
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  21. hash tag

    hash tag Pedicabo omnes

    Question is, do I drive the beemer like the average beemer driver or do I drive normally? I have already surprised a few people by being polite. On the other hand, I have already cut up an Audi :D And upset a cyclist :cool:
     
  22. hash tag

    hash tag Pedicabo omnes

    PS. The Alfa is much better than the awful want mobile and is fine and beautiful, as ever.
     
  23. kebabking

    kebabking Unfettered ambition

    drive it like you stole it.
     
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  24. hash tag

    hash tag Pedicabo omnes

    IMAG0206.jpg
    Outside my local a while ago
     
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  25. Dogsauce

    Dogsauce Lord of the Dance Settee

    Those Overfinch / Khan ones score extra wanker points.

    Some type of Range Rover parked squarely in the cycle lane at the point where you enter it after a junction when I was out earlier (a solid line mandatory one). To add insult to injury I then got tooted at angrily by some car behind me for not being in the cycle lane that I couldn't get into because twat.
     
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  26. kebabking

    kebabking Unfettered ambition

    Some in our village has a Range Rover Sport Revere - they, err... don't really fit in.

    It is utterly hideous.
     
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  27. Was up in Kensington today, one of them six wheel Mercs was pissing about from Queens Gate to Exhibition Road, cunt driving looked like a right belllend, then he tried to turn around and got stuck, which greatly amused everyone present.
     
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  28. pogofish

    pogofish Testicle Hairstyle

    I seem to have managed to track the gold Merc to its lair:

    [​IMG]

    Knowing what that car park serves, it concerns me that the vehicle may be owned by an actual Doktor Bling...! :eek: :D
     
    Last edited: Oct 9, 2017
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  29. I know someone with a revere. he is a cunt. Small sample size I admit but I am willing to chance a conclusion anyway
     
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  30. Never heard of them but a quick google throws up some right horrors, could well be the ultimate tosser motor.
     
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