I reckon after her ''story'' sold to the Express, no doubt most of it made up by the journalists interviewing her. We will see her next year in Celebrity Big Brother. Maybe a romance with another contestant for us to watch, quick marriage, divorce, exclusive sold to the highest bidder.
Then has her fame fades, she will appear in the Star topless, with her new silicone boobs paid for by the paper.
What a class act.
Yeah, she planned all of it. She walked out of her flat, sorry squat, sorry tarpaulin under the Bedfordshire bypass which she built from GM free heroin addiction construction and got her self slapped by some government goon because it's easier that way than X-Factor.
She got slapped twice - once with armoured glove then next with baton - and still carried on. I'm not particularly bothered with the methods she uses to carry on speaking out.
If it wasn't caught on camera and subsequently made the news, the fellow officers of 'law' found it a perfectly acceptable way of treating a woman.
Sigh!* remind me to bring my girlfriend along next time so that she can get ruffed at and sell her story to the press, I wonder why I started this tread, I am depress now, strange to think of all the papers that went for her story was the least read Daily Express newspaper. I still surprise that anyone ever buys it any more. At least they "stop" doing the Dianne conspiracy that Prince Philip bumped her off in the most unlikely car crash in a Paris Tunnel.
I half heartily expected the S(p)un to sell it.
I know you're trying to be funny but you come across as mad.
Don't give up the day job.
Assuming you have one...

