Is Putin dead?

Discussion in 'world politics, current affairs and news' started by frogwoman, Mar 15, 2015.

  1. frogwoman

    frogwoman лягушкая женщина

    He's not been seen alive in over a week:eek:

    Surprised there's not been a thread tbh.
     
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  2. Citizen66

    Citizen66 splash the cistern

    Yesterday's Mail reckoned his gf is dropping a sprog in Switzerland.
     
  3. Manter

    Manter Lunch Mob

  4. Manter

    Manter Lunch Mob

    My money is on cosmetic surgery :D
     
  5. Artaxerxes

    Artaxerxes Well-Known Member

    Off in the wilderness doing something manly with his top off.
     
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  6. maomao

    maomao 四月她爹

    If he was there'd be cameras.
     
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  7. seventh bullet

    seventh bullet red mullet

  8. DownwardDog

    DownwardDog Riding a Brompton with a power meter.

    Apparently he has a meeting in SPb with the Kyrgyz president scheduled for tomorrow (presumably to discuss an emergency airlift of vowels). If Vovka doesn't show up for that then something's up.
     
  9. Maurice Picarda

    Maurice Picarda Actually, might as well flounce.

    Tee. Hee, even.
     
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  10. SaskiaJayne

    SaskiaJayne Rural Guerrilla

    He will be plotting diabolical schemes with his henchmen. Putin at all times remains dangerous & the richest man it world. If he is dead then whoever has managed to kill him will be even more dangerous so we need to all hope Putin is alive...Raises glass of vodka, heres to ya Vlad! :D
     
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  11. It'd would be great if he was dead. One less psychopath fucking up the world.
     
  12. Diamond

    Diamond The Red Baron

    Not sure removing Putin would be a good result - vacuum, knife edge, engaged in conflicts, economy tanking etc...
     
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  13. Manter

    Manter Lunch Mob

    That Rossiya24 accidentally reported on Friday in the past tense :hmm:
     
  14. J Ed

    J Ed Follow Back Pro Expropriation

    I reckon he's just on a really nasty comedown somewhere, prolly in a dark quiet spot in the Kremlin drinking orange juice and taking valium.
     
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  15. Hocus Eye.

    Hocus Eye. Snap, crop, scrap crap

    There are those who say he has been the victim of a coup. That could be bad news for the world. We are to expect "a surprise" according to reports. Hmm! :confused:
     
  16. not-bono-ever

    not-bono-ever Not what they want but what is good for them

    Who would be behind a coup? as far as I know, he has things pretty well locked down in terms of power

    I could be way off the mark here of course
     
  17. Maurice Picarda

    Maurice Picarda Actually, might as well flounce.

    In one of his dachas, recovering from the flu and watching Buffy box sets, say sources now.
     
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  18. agricola

    agricola a genuine importer of owls

    Tony Hibbert hasnt played for Everton for months either, fwiw.
     
  19. DotCommunist

    DotCommunist specter haunting

    If he is dead he should be laid out next to lenin but his casket should have multiple buttons so you can play the highlights from his speeches. And he should be entombed shirtless.
     
  20. DotCommunist

    DotCommunist specter haunting

    Maybe she is quicker than the stork because of post soviet efficiency
     
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  21. seventh bullet

    seventh bullet red mullet

    He'll probably be burned and placed in the wall.
     
  22. DotCommunist

    DotCommunist specter haunting

    wasn't kim supposed to be dead the other day as well. I tell you, take a week to yourself and all of a sudden people are planing your funeral\victory memorial parade
     
  23. agricola

    agricola a genuine importer of owls

    putin it, surely?
     
  24. fishfinger

    fishfinger تپلی

    I like the idea of him being shirtless. I think he should be plastinated and mounted on horseback, waving a wodge of cash in his hand - as a tribute to Peter the Great, and Marx's Kapital.

    A bit like this:

    kveru0686s.jpg
     
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  25. DotCommunist

    DotCommunist specter haunting


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  26. fishfinger

    fishfinger تپلی

    That'd work too :D
     
  27. DotCommunist

    DotCommunist specter haunting

    vlad to see you, to see you vlad
     
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  28. ska invita

    ska invita back on the other side

  29. Lord Camomile

    Lord Camomile Lemonade socialist

    Russian flu?! :eek: :eek: :(
     

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