Discussion in 'world politics, current affairs and news' started by frogwoman, Mar 15, 2015.
He's not been seen alive in over a week
Surprised there's not been a thread tbh.
Yesterday's Mail reckoned his gf is dropping a sprog in Switzerland.
Not in Switzerland with his love child according to his official spokesman http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slat...rland_with_his_love_child_says_spokesman.html
My money is on cosmetic surgery
Off in the wilderness doing something manly with his top off.
If he was there'd be cameras.
Apparently he has a meeting in SPb with the Kyrgyz president scheduled for tomorrow (presumably to discuss an emergency airlift of vowels). If Vovka doesn't show up for that then something's up.
Tee. Hee, even.
He will be plotting diabolical schemes with his henchmen. Putin at all times remains dangerous & the richest man it world. If he is dead then whoever has managed to kill him will be even more dangerous so we need to all hope Putin is alive...Raises glass of vodka, heres to ya Vlad!
It'd would be great if he was dead. One less psychopath fucking up the world.
Not sure removing Putin would be a good result - vacuum, knife edge, engaged in conflicts, economy tanking etc...
That Rossiya24 accidentally reported on Friday in the past tense
I reckon he's just on a really nasty comedown somewhere, prolly in a dark quiet spot in the Kremlin drinking orange juice and taking valium.
There are those who say he has been the victim of a coup. That could be bad news for the world. We are to expect "a surprise" according to reports. Hmm!
Who would be behind a coup? as far as I know, he has things pretty well locked down in terms of power
I could be way off the mark here of course
In one of his dachas, recovering from the flu and watching Buffy box sets, say sources now.
Tony Hibbert hasnt played for Everton for months either, fwiw.
If he is dead he should be laid out next to lenin but his casket should have multiple buttons so you can play the highlights from his speeches. And he should be entombed shirtless.
Maybe she is quicker than the stork because of post soviet efficiency
He'll probably be burned and placed in the wall.
wasn't kim supposed to be dead the other day as well. I tell you, take a week to yourself and all of a sudden people are planing your funeral\victory memorial parade
putin it, surely?
I like the idea of him being shirtless. I think he should be plastinated and mounted on horseback, waving a wodge of cash in his hand - as a tribute to Peter the Great, and Marx's Kapital.
A bit like this:
That'd work too
vlad to see you, to see you vlad
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