Is Nigella really as smug as she appears?

[dilute micro]

for gods sakes she's almost 50

Is she really? I did not know she was that old.

Well then how do her breasteses manage to still defy gravity so well?

 

[Detroit City]

Is she really? I did not know she was that old.

born in 1960, five yrs before me

Well then how do her breasteses manage to still defy gravity so well?

cause they're mostly bags of saline

 

[ymu]

She's a smug middle class guardianista who knows how to manipulate the media to her own ends. She was doing it while her husband was dying and has now perfected it. She counts on saddos like Larry to be dazzled by a pair of tits and a double entendre.

Larry meets Nigella.

 

[JTG]

Larry meets Nigella.

splendid

 

[ymu]

How insulting to call her a Guardianista!

Larry defends his beloved.

 

[JTG]

Larry defends his beloved.

lolzers

 

[ymu]

And finally ....

Soulman gets his.




I thengkew. *bows*

 

[JTG]

I applaud

that site keeeps asking me to do things in forign though, complete lolzer spazz out on K just by reading french

god i'm a mess

 

[ymu]

I applaud

that site keeeps asking me to do things in forign though, complete lolzer spazz out on K just by reading french

god i'm a mess

http://www.grapheine.com/classiktv/ has old black and white clips, an English option, and links to BombayTV and BombayTV 2 (the latter also has English options).

Classik and Bombay 2 will let you string multiple clips together too. If you use these first, Bombay 1 is easy to work out (available clips are random, so refresh to get a different selection).

I <3 my new toys.


/hijack

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

Btw, how is that name pronounced?

Nie -jell-a, with the accent on the jell?

Ni-ji-la, with the accent on the la?

Ni-jell-a?

 

[Detroit City]

Btw, how is that name pronounced?

like this: i'm-an-aging-gold-digger-with-fake-tits-who-pretends-to-cook

 

[JTG]

it's actually pronounced 'dave'

 

[butterfly child]

born in 1960, five yrs before me

You're obviously past it then, men go downhill a lot sooner than women.

 

[Donna Ferentes]

it's actually pronounced 'dave'

That's "dar - vay", like the Latin ave.

 

[butterfly child]

Btw, how is that name pronounced?

Nie -jell-a, with the accent on the jell?

Ni-ji-la, with the accent on the la?

Ni-jell-a?

Nie-jell-a.

 

[butterfly child]

like this: i'm-an-aging-gold-digger-with-fake-tits-who-pretends-to-cook

So what have you acheived then?

 

[chymaera]

The only problem is, in the trailer, she seems so smug I want to smack her.

I don't want to smack her. The Christmas programs she did which ended with her in a red dressing gown, porking into a doorstep sized sandwich was too pornographic to be transimitted before 21.00 hours. She is one VERY sexy lady.

 

[Meltingpot]

I fancied her before she started pouting to camera; back in the days when she used to test crisps for daytime TV (Channel 4). I've never seen anyone who looked better in a denim jacket than she did then.

 

[London_Calling]

I saw literally 30 seconds of her when she first started on the cooking gig and only lasted that long because I thought the painted lips/close up/breathy delivery/inserted vag, sorry veg, had to be a food-as-sex parody. I think it was C4 back then. Extraordinary superficial, narcissistic carry-on.

Avoided her like the plague since then, though I’ve heard so often about her legendary enormous arse and trowelled on slap I have strong grounds for hoping it’s true.

 

[Gavin Bl]

they keep hiding her bum - in the tv programme like. it seems it is generous in these size 0 days.

 

[London_Calling]

It's not about size 0 at all. It's proportions; size 12 woman, size 16 arse, is the much repeated angle.

 

[JTG]

That's "dar - vay", like the Latin ave.

of course

 

[ViolentPanda]

yea and she was spreadin' her legs for her new husband while still married to her first husband who was dying of throat cancer. what a tramp!

That'd be John Diamond, who mentioned in one of his columns after he knew his cancer would be terminal that he'd encouraged his wife to find herself a new husband and "road test" him, would it?

 

[zoooo]

I like her and I don't even fancy her (am girl). I don't think she's smug, just content and comfortable in herself.

She doesn't over-sex the food as much as that bint in the M&S ads. Her presenting a cookery show would be bloody unwatchable.

 

[Calva dosser]

Yes it would.

She went on to marry Charles Saatchi.

Her brother Dominic, is one of the leading lights in the 'Global warming is a commie plot' brigade. Like Daddy and Mrs T. Not to forget Brother-in law Christopher Monckton.

Not that that has any bearing on her stance of course.

Nor, indeed upon her cooking skills or buttock dimensions.

Just having a Saturday morning goss.

 

[BlackSpecs]

I met her once and she is even better looking in real life than on tv!!!!!! ....* faints over those memories*

 

[Madusa]

what makes her 'smug'? i think she's cool! buxom, gorgeous, cooking treats, etc etc. Leave her alone.

 

[Pie 1]

I did a job with her a couple of years ago.
She's very odd - even for a celeb.

 

[London_Calling]

yea and she was spreadin' her legs for her new husband while still married to her first husband who was dying of throat cancer. what a tramp!

Can I have a turn?

Is it from Popbitch circa March 2000?

 

[zoooo]

I did a job with her a couple of years ago.
She's very odd - even for a celeb.

Well you're going to have to tell us a bit more than that!