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Is Morrissey Funny?

Morrissey - Funny?


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kained&able

Here for the football.
he has the odd humours lyric/song, i guess.

He is however the biggest twat(other then bono) in music.


I'm voting no. Cos i hate him.

dave
 

dodgepot

New Member
jonathon ross "can i call you steven?"
morrissey "no"

:D

jr - "so does everyone call you morrissey?"
m - "yes"
jr - "what does it say on your passport?"
m - "mozza"

:D

they made me laugh, anyway :hmm:
 

kained&able

Here for the football.
i can't belibve 'm about to do this. But this song would be quite funny if it had nothing to with tht daff wearing twat.

big mouth strikes again said:
Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking
When I said I'd like to smash every tooth
In your head

Oh ... sweetness, sweetness, I was only joking
When I said by rights you should be
Bludgeoned in your bed


And now I know how Joan of Arc felt
Now I know how Joan of Arc felt, oh
As the flames rose to her roman nose
And her Walkman started to melt
Oh ...


Bigmouth, la ... bigmouth, la ...
Bigmouth strikes again
I've got no right to take my place
In the Human race


And now I know how Joan of Arc felt
Now I know how Joan of Arc felt, oh
As the flames rose to a roman nose
And her hearing aid started to melt
Oh !

The sweetness bits are funny, joan of ark bits not so much. The song is shit though, like real shit. Repeitive as fuck, his voice doesn't work with it at all and its just such a limp wristed song with no bite to it at all. What a twat.


dave
 

dodgepot

New Member
"with the world's weight resting on your shoulders,
you're gonna need someone on your side,
you can't do it by yourself any longer,
you're gonna need someone on your side,
and here i am, and here i am,
well you don't need to look so pleased"

:D

anyway - ain't this a bit pointless NVP? you've said loads of times that you don't find him funny, and you're sat tehre thinking his not funny, asking people who do think he's funny to convince you otherwise. it's not really gonna work, is it?
 

Voley

Sign On You Crazy Diamond
anyway - ain't this a bit pointless NVP? you've said loads of times that you don't find him funny, and you're sat tehre thinking his not funny, asking people who do think he's funny to convince you otherwise. it's not really gonna work, is it?
I know sense of humour's subjective, but I'll change my mind if someone posts something by him that's genuinely funny.

I often completely fail to see any humour from him at all. And when I can see the joke he's trying to make I think it's horribly self-conscious and lame.
 

Voley

Sign On You Crazy Diamond
Ok then, I'll rephrase it.

Maybe there's a Morrissey lyric out there that I've missed.

A genuine LOL that'll make me get what everyone thinks is funny about him.
 

rorymac

Well-Known Member
He's in a pretty unique position and it's not lost on him the responsibility that comes with that whether he'd want it or not so the funniest person on earth would struggle to laugh or do anything funny so he's not funny, no rubs no fuckall imo
 
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