Is Brexit actually going to happen?

Discussion in 'UK politics, current affairs and news' started by Kaka Tim, Jun 27, 2016.

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Will we have a brexit?

  1. Yes - A fully independant Britain making its own way in the world (apart from scotland).

    16.6%
  2. A Semi-Detached Norway type deal

    33.2%
  3. No - 2nd referendum and/or face saving fudge to let us slink back in feeling a bit fucking stupid

    50.2%
  1. Pickman's model

    Pickman's model Every man and every woman is a star

    so our swarms of drones will be unopposed by russia or china. right. :facepalm:
     
  2. Wilf

    Wilf Dances like a Christian

    "What do you mean Flash Gordon approaching? Open fire! All weapons! Dispatch war rocket Ajax The Jacob Rees-Mogg Drone Swarm to bring back his body"
     
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  3. Pickman's model

    Pickman's model Every man and every woman is a star

    you're forgetting one thing.

    there will no longer be putting williams and his loathsome ilk up against the wall.

    we will just unleash swarms of drones against the vermin instead.

    the ones who don't get sent to the south atlantic anyway
     
    Last edited: Feb 12, 2019
  4. Wilf

    Wilf Dances like a Christian

    I look forward to Putin making him apologise in the style of Peter Ohanrahanraham in The Day Today.

    "LOOK LIKE YOU MEAN IT!"
     
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  5. brogdale

    brogdale Coming to terms with late onset Anarchism

    Gavlar and his Airfix squad vrs...

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  6. Wilf

    Wilf Dances like a Christian

    TBH he's probably going to get arrested for flying his new toys at Heathrow.
     
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  7. butchersapron

    butchersapron blood on the walls

    3-1 on before the ireland game.
     
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  8. Serge Forward

    Serge Forward Well-Known Member

    Cheers for that :thumbs: I tried to get him to learn German as well, seeing he's now a German citizen. Said I'd even learn it with him, moral support and all that... but he just couldn't be arsed, the lazy sod :rolleyes:
     
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  9. two sheds

    two sheds Least noticed poster 2007

    A dutch mate did once say to me that Life's too short to learn German.
     
  10. AnandLeo

    AnandLeo Tipple Ripple

    Prime Minister Theresa May has apparently rejected the Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn’s idea of a custom’s union. She says a custom’s union does not give a smooth trading relation, single market does, albeit with free movement – the Labour party or Tory government does not agree to. However, she is willing to discuss other issues the Corbyn has put forward. The key issue in an amicable Brexit that benefits both UK and EU is smooth trade relation for the business, industry, and supply chain.

    In my opinion, the strategy is to explore the approaches of a custom’s union, and single market with a reformed free movement for tourists, and opportunity for EU citizens to work in UK without displacing the permanent inhabitants of the UK. The temporary seasonal EU labour is vital to UK economy. Also, the permanent migrant workers of all occupations are also important to UK as long as it does not make UK residents unemployed. The essential NHS care for migrant workers can be managed through primary care, and compulsory insurances. Unemployment benefit can also be managed as applied currently for temporary and permanent migrant workers.

    It is not a custom’s union or single market terms applied across the EU, that we are talking about. The UK wants to negotiate a new unique bilateral agreement of custom’s union or single market compatible with EU, with compromised fee movement whichever is less intricate, and feasible without having to muddle with a backstop for Irish border. Free movement can be sensibly compromised and reformed. It is a basis for fresh negotiation without preconceived cynicism.
     
  11. teuchter

    teuchter je suis teuchter

    Sounds like it'll all be fine then.
     
  12. Crispy

    Crispy The following psytrance is baṉned: All

    Bit late for that isn't it?
     
  13. Pickman's model

    Pickman's model Every man and every woman is a star

    It'll be alright on the night
     
  14. mojo pixy

    mojo pixy unquantifiable hazards

  15. gentlegreen

    gentlegreen sproutarian

    The government would have to shell out for sufficient staff to make it work - they clearly figure it's cheaper to not enforce immigration law adequately ...
     
  16. brogdale

    brogdale Coming to terms with late onset Anarchism

    Border Force reckon a 'No-Deal' exit is the way to maintain free movement:

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  17. brogdale

    brogdale Coming to terms with late onset Anarchism

    Really deserved to be on the side of the big red lie-bus; "enhance our lethality and increase our mass"

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    What an absolute fucking clown
     
  18. gentlegreen

    gentlegreen sproutarian

    They're really scraping the barrel now...
     
  19. brogdale

    brogdale Coming to terms with late onset Anarchism

    Really wouldn't trust that one to put yer bins out, would you?
     
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  20. DexterTCN

    DexterTCN Well-Known Member

    There's people here who don't know how to do that :)
     
  21. MickiQ

    MickiQ Well-Known Member

    So basically can we have all the bits we do like such as tariff free trade but not the bits we don't like such as the grubby forrins coming here?
    This is what Farage promised and Davis was asking for at Day 1 and the EU laughed its head off, we're back at the you can't leave the club and keep all the benefits of membership jag again. This record is not only worn but the stylus has gone through and is destroying the turntable.
     
  22. SpackleFrog

    SpackleFrog Smash showy bell-bottom pants and sporty haircuts

    All 28 of them? :hmm:
     
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  23. grit

    grit an ugly force for good

  24. Gerry1time

    Gerry1time pities the neurotypical

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  25. brogdale

    brogdale Coming to terms with late onset Anarchism

    No many other folk defending Williamson, today.
     
  26. DexterTCN

    DexterTCN Well-Known Member

    I'm not defending that twat.
     
  27. brogdale

    brogdale Coming to terms with late onset Anarchism

    I obviously misunderstood your meaning.
     
  28. copliker

    copliker ...

    I haven't heard anything about this, but Rooskey got done again. Fire suspected at Rooskey asylum seeker hotel for second time in a month - Independent.ie

    not brexit related content before anyone starts but at least it's not racist cartoons amirite
     
    Last edited: Feb 12, 2019
  29. Badgers

    Badgers Mr Big Shrimp!

    How many trade deals has Fox got done? I recall he promised 40 :hmm:
     
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  30. Sprocket.

    Sprocket. I Just Wasn’t Made For These Times!

    I would be amazed if it totalled one.
     
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