Irish bishop to offer exorcisms to reiki victims

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  1. danny la rouge

    danny la rouge Warning: posts may cause vasovagal presyncope

  2. ginger_syn

    ginger_syn Insanity laughs under pressure...

    Thats harsh :)
     
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  3. 8ball

    8ball Up to something

    Got to be careful with that reiki...

    Though it would be quite amusing if it turned out that the only thing reiki was effective for was summoning demons. :D
     
  4. cupid_stunt

    cupid_stunt Dyslexic King Cnut the Great.

    WLR - lol. :D

    I lol, because WLR used to be a pirate station back in the 80s, when I was involved in running 'ABC - the Hot FM', their main competition in Waterford.

    Even in those days WLR had priests & nuns doing shows for them, we were a 'hot hits' station, so when the Catholic Church approached us for airtime, I quoted them £300 per hour, and they fucked off. :D
     
  5. quimcunx

    quimcunx Too tall.

    on which side?
     
  6. JimW

    JimW 支那暗杀团

    And Alker Seltzer to raki victims
     
  7. Sprocket.

    Sprocket. Regret, transience and disillusioned fortitude..

    Modern trends opening the door to Satan!
    We haven’t heard that one before.
     
  8. LynnDoyleCooper

    LynnDoyleCooper Up against the wall motherfucker.

    One of the strangest moments I've experienced was a flaming row I had with some Reiki 'practitioners' from Holland that I came across in a refugee camp in Iraq where they were teaching it to 'cure' people of illnesses. :mad:
     
  9. 8ball

    8ball Up to something

    Fortunately Reiki is fuck all use in a fight. They should have learned kung fu.

    Or Llap Goch.
     
  10. ginger_syn

    ginger_syn Insanity laughs under pressure...

    Reiki
     
  11. NoXion

    NoXion Eat leaden death, demon...

    Given the amount of power that Christians often attribute to Satan, I sometimes think that monotheism hasn't quite caught on. A truly omnipotent deity would have conclusively kicked the ass of a mere underling like Satan ages back.
     
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  12. 8ball

    8ball Up to something

    Catholicism fluffed the monotheism game on several levels.

    God (we’ll allow that one)
    Jeebus
    The Holy Bird Of Angry Gaseous Mystery
    The Virgin Mother (touched by His Noodly Appendage)
    Angels
    Satan
    The Antichrist
    Whatever the Anti-Angels are officially called
    The Serpent
    The Saints
    The Promiscuous Bint (turns up towards the end)
    Jay and Silent Bob

    ... it goes on...
     
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  13. NoXion

    NoXion Eat leaden death, demon...

  14. Poi E

    Poi E Pessimism: a valuable protection against quackery.

    It's like the cops and criminals in the drug war. Both sides want the oppression of innocent souls to continue.
     
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  15. SpookyFrank

    SpookyFrank Ridin' a Stutz Bearcat, Jim

    If I was a catholic bishop I'd be steering clear of any mention of 'victims' but that's just me.
     
  16. 8ball

    8ball Up to something

  17. Poi E

    Poi E Pessimism: a valuable protection against quackery.

    Look at the twat in the picture. Do they all dress like that, like proper mafia movie confession style?
     
  18. two sheds

    two sheds Least noticed poster 2007 (nom.)

    He'll need to move his ministry a bit to the left.






    *Somebody had to
     
  19. eatmorecheese

    eatmorecheese massaged in hot chocolate

    Reiki is evil, but children to a paedo priest are a 'gift from God'. Fuck 'em.
     
  20. trabuquera

    trabuquera Modesty Bag

    There's a joke in waiting here about the laying on of hands, but I'm not the right person to make it.
     
  21. Spymaster

    Spymaster Trigger

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  22. Chilli.s

    Chilli.s changed the little words

    Fuckin christians, really think the've got it. Narrow minded bigots who don't have a clue about real morality. An exorcism? yeah right...
     
  23. Idris2002

    Idris2002 the liberation forces make movies of their own

  24. DotCommunist

    DotCommunist specter haunting

    you've got mother worship covered (mary) ancestor worship (the saints) and the mystery religion bit of the trinity. Priests and that. incantations in latin.

    I think they should stage a war of bullshit between this guy and a reiki practitioner, black belt one. See who wins
     
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