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Places to keep away from after dark (or during daylight hours when you're walking around like a muppet with a mobile or i-pod/laptop)

Kingsland Waste
(shops by Richmond and Middleton Roads)

Regent's canal towpath while riding expensive bike

London Fields (east side)

Pitfield Street, around Fanshaw Street. (loads of muggings)


Enjoy your stay.
 
Places to keep away from after dark (or during daylight hours when you're walking around like a muppet with a mobile or i-pod/laptop)
Kingsland Waste
(shops by Richmond and Middleton Roads)

Regent's canal towpath while riding expensive bike

London Fields (east side)

Pitfield Street, around Fanshaw Street. (loads of muggings)


Enjoy your stay.

Very pratical advice there.....especially the part I've highlighted. :)
 
I'd go for the Hi Ha nearer to Hackney Central. Much cheaper too, and you can take in your own wine...

Ooh no. It may be cheaper but false economy I reckon - the food there is really mediocre, greasy shite if you ask me...

Green Papaya is great though, as long as you don't order a curious tofu and prawn dish which when a little bit pissed as I was last time I went there made me feel very queasy indeed.

There's a great little cheapy thai a few doors down from there too but I can't remember the name of it.
 
Ooh no. It may be cheaper but false economy I reckon - the food there is really mediocre, greasy shite if you ask me...

Green Papaya is great though, as long as you don't order a curious tofu and prawn dish which when a little bit pissed as I was last time I went there made me feel very queasy indeed.

There's a great little cheapy thai a few doors down from there too but I can't remember the name of it.

I boycott the Hai Ha and advise others to as well - some very dodgy vicious gang-related activity. My wife and I were eating in there two years ago, she was 9 months pregnant, the circle of Vietnamese geezers on the back table, about eight in total, suddenly turned the table over, started smashing plates in each other's faces, pouring boiling water over each other, and throwing furniture at point blank range. This mass gang fight went on for three or four very long minutes, whilst everyone else in the restaurant - it was packed - watched, wondering how safe it was to make for the door, as the fighting lads were moving back and forth. This was literally terrifying. Don't think pissed Brit pub brawl, think hard skinny fuckers with their shirts off, pouring with blood, literally trying to kill each other and not caring who got in the way. I got hit in the face by a flying plate, my wife got some of the shrapnel after it broke. Finally after everyone piled outside, the fight did too, last I saw one of the owners/servers was hitting one of the mob over the head with a fire extinguisher.

Plod was called. Arrived a good ten mins later, and idly wondered why none was left, and couldn't be bothered heading off in the direction they assailants disappeared in. Didn't take witness statements off any of the diners.

I called Hackney Gazette next day. They never followed it up.

That, plus the broad-daylight stabbing together of a Vietnamese guy on Mare Street last year on a mid-week afternoon, in front of dozens of witnesses, after which he was never even identified and none of the Vietnamese businesses on mare Street wanted to talk to the Gazette, plus the repeated burning downs of the former Viet Thai restaurnat on the corner with Westgate Street, left me with a rather jaundiced view of the Vietnamese community, I'm afraid. :(

(ETA - the Vietnamese shops on Mare Street, that is - not Vietnaeme people in general!)

That said.... don't let me derail thread! Pembury, lido, Anatolia, yes. Avoid the Cat & Wanker like the plague. Check out the art galleries in Enterprise House, in Wates Road and Vyner Street and in the block off broadway market. Hackney is fab, and I really miss it.:cool:
 
Stobart Spotter said:
Places to keep away from after dark (or during daylight hours when you're walking around like a muppet with a mobile or i-pod/laptop)
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London Fields (east side)
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Very pratical advice there.....especially the part I've highlighted. :)

Yup, back in the days before the artists studios started getting converted into luxury apartments, I suspect the fact that I still carred an old-school mobile the size of a WWII field telephone meant that I wasn't a target when picking up pictures I had bought - even on the times when I was carrying something that had cost me a darn sight more than a new mobile.
 
In some ways London Fields has got safer, though. I know there's gangs on the east side, but a few years ago before they put the lights in, almost nobody dared to even cycle though after dark. And there was that case of the smack head stopping a mum in broad daylight and threateniing her baby in the pushchair with a syringe of acid/HIV. Can't remember, he was lying, but not nice.
 
been a hackneyite since 1993, tend to eat a lot in stoke newington and dalston, great turkish places in dalston, ate at mangal 11, on kingsland road last night, went to see a play at the arcola st theatre (first time there, it is a bit ickle but we enjoyed the play) pembury tavern is a good pub, i like biddle brothers too, and the englefield (used to be the eclipse) greasy spoons, i tend to go to leo's on kingsland road as i work near there ( i can walk to work:cool:) although that is due to come to an end, either by the office moving, or me leaving, whatever comes first, some ok pubs in stokie, i like ryans, defoes, the rose and crown, the others on the street are okayish, a few good ones on the high street too

not much pubs in upper clapton, where i live, although the royal sovereign is supposed to be ok, i haven't checked it out yet

hackney marshes - lea valley - all on my doorstep:cool:
 
In some ways London Fields has got safer, though. I know there's gangs on the east side, but a few years ago before they put the lights in, almost nobody dared to even cycle though after dark. And there was that case of the smack head stopping a mum in broad daylight and threateniing her baby in the pushchair with a syringe of acid/HIV. Can't remember, he was lying, but not nice.
i've been walking and cycling thru London Fields for ~20 years and really don't remember such dark days tbh.
 
Don't think pissed Brit pub brawl, think hard skinny fuckers with their shirts off, pouring with blood, literally trying to kill each other and not caring who got in the way.

Yup, asians don't fight as much, but when they do, it is apparently absolutely brutal. My friend saw a fight here in China where the two guys were tearing up paving stones and smashing them over each other's heads.
 
Yup, asians don't fight as much, but when they do, it is apparently absolutely brutal. My friend saw a fight here in China where the two guys were tearing up paving stones and smashing them over each other's heads.

Exactly - that's the point I was trying to make without sounding too racist ;)
 
Exactly - that's the point I was trying to make without sounding too racist ;)

Ah right. I think I can get reprieved of racism allegations since I live in China and I'm so used to being around Chinese people 98% of the time that I no longer notice that they are Chinese. I hope at any rate :D
 
So, you seem to have sorted me out for good cheap food and booze with a couple of parks and some culture thrown in for good measure. What about community politics with a cheeky glint in its eye?
 
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