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Intel on possible undercover cop

I'm so undercover my employers have no idea I am working for them. I'm so good at it I've not even been paid for it yet. My handler is a cricket named Terry who gives me my instructions in ultra fast Morse code. I've not seem him since our first meeting in the mushroom field in 1989 but he told me to come back every September when I would be given my long coat. How long do crickets live for?
Can I just say that I get all my instructions from my new handler, a small frog called Nigel, now who replaced Terry in 2020.
 
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