Hrm. I must be a nobody. I get a few hundred emails a day from various mailing lists and get about 1 spam every two or three months. I issue my snotmail address to lists that I do not trust. That gets hammered. Then I got my own server/hoster thingie and that runs spam asassin. Zero (more or less)

They can go fuck'em selves... Slope off for a lunch at pub with a mate and come back and there's umpteen spammy comments on the corporate blog.