"i'm just going to have a cheeky volvic"

[Voley]

I haven't seen this either. Since I got Sky+ I hardly see any adverts any more. I think that makes me even smugger than non-telly watchers.

 

[Rollem]

In my experience volvic tastes like water. Slightly pasticy water.

yes, what i should have said is volvic taste like shit water. too metally

 

[danny la rouge]

yes, what i should have said is volvic taste like shit water. too metally

That'll be the volcanicity.

 

[Paulie Tandoori]

Volvic always makes me think 'vulva'

puddink!

 

[PacificOcean]

But it's not just any old water according to the ad - the fact that it's filtered through six layers of volcanic rock fills you with volcanic goodness.

That is why it is such special water.

 

[skyscraper101]

OMG that is such a crap advert. Worst one of the year.

What an utter twat that guy is.

Volvic is rank anyway.

 

[Clair De Lune]

Water cannot be cheeky

 

[kyser_soze]

OMG that is such a crap advert. Worst one of the year.

What an utter twat that guy is.

Volvic is rank anyway.

Nah, the Virgin Media one with an animated Mel B and fake-accent German psychologist/sciency type is the worst I've seen so far.

 

[Dillinger4]

You are all talking about it.

How else are you supposed to advertise water?

 

[dodgepot]

You are all talking about it.

people always say that when there's a thread moaning about an advert.

"ah, but you're all talking about it" in a tone of typing that they think shows how clever and knowing and media savvie they are. when in actual fact they just look like a smug cunt.

not you though dillie. i know you're being ironic.

yes we're all taking about it. but none of us are buying it. in fact, i am now boycotting it. so the advert has failed. spectacularly, because they were hoping that i specifically would become part of their demograph.

 

[Tank Girl]

I'm going to have a cheeky dodgepot.

 

[mrsfran]

I haven't seen this either. Since I got Sky+ I hardly see any adverts any more. I think that makes me even smugger than non-telly watchers.

Have you got every single Sky Channel, including sports, movies and porn, and a HD box, all for free? If not, you have not reached the pinnacle of smugness I have acheived.

 

[Rollem]

<throws up>

 

[Dillinger4]

I'm going to have a cheeky dodgepot.

Really? I am going to have to boycott dodgepot.

 

[mrsfran]

I'm going to Rosie Boycott.

 

[Paulie Tandoori]

now you're all being very silly, i say, very silly.

 

[Dillinger4]

I am going to have regular tap water.

 

[Voley]

Have you got every single Sky Channel, including sports, movies and porn, and a HD box, all for free? If not, you have not reached the pinnacle of smugness I have acheived.

Balls. I've been smugged off.

 

[Voley]

You work for them don't you? Or have you just nicked it?

 

[mrsfran]

I work for The Man.

 

[Santino]

He just said 'cheeky Volvic' on my telly!

 

[Iguana]

And now, after this advertising campaign, it makes me think "cock".

 

[red rose]

They really should have stuck with Tyrannosaurus Alan,

He was great, you didn't give a shit about the pseudo-science when a papier-mache volcano was saying it.