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I'm being forced to watch Jeremy Kyle

I like to fantasize that all the so called "guests" are really actors and are back stage trying to learn there lines and get there motivation right:D

unfortunatly they may be real:(
 
I just want to know where they get their guests from. :hmm: If I was going on the tele, I'd make sure I looked pretty and had a clean frock on at least. :mad:

You mean you DON'T like that fruit of the loom jumper with the wolf on it?! WTF?!

Anyway on a serious note, I read an expose on Jeremy Kyle in the guardian once about how they're really lax about letting people with mental health issues on the show and basically not giving them the aftercare they need etc. Basically it's exploitative to fuck.

Hardly an expose I guess.
 
Didn't he fuck his wife and kids off for some 15-minutes-of-fame hungry tramp, who'd won a free wedding on his radio show....to someone who she'd never met before? What with that and his gambling addiction i don't know how he dares TBH....
 
I fucking properly hate Jeremy Kyle.
He talks a right load of bollocks.
He said the other day 'Don't throw stones! Cos people in glass houses.....shouldn't do that! :mad: '.
Not only was the saying incorrect, but as usual it was used completely out of context.
He does that ALL THE TIME! It's fucking infuriating! He's a right thick bastard!

I watch it every morning, if at all possible. :cool:

I emailed itv.com once when they hadn't updated it so that I could watch the ones I missed.
I got a really unsatisfactory reply.

They update Corrie every day! :mad:
 
I fucking properly hate Jeremy Kyle.
He talks a right load of bollocks.
He said the other day 'Don't throw stones! Cos people in glass houses.....shouldn't do that! :mad: '.
Not only was the saying incorrect, but as usual it was used completely out of context.
He does that ALL THE TIME! It's fucking infuriating! He's a right thick bastard!

That does my head in. Not with Jezza, coz i don't watch it enough to be disturbed by it...but IRL....grrrr!
 
Jeremy Kyle is a truly sickening example of humanity at its worst, I fucking hate that man, genuinely hate him, which is rarely something I say about mere TV personalities. Cunt.

This. This this this this this. He reminds me of the bore you always get stuck with at grown up parties who starts telling you about his car and the price of his house but then backs you into a corner and starts going about his children and their bitch of a mother, becoming more swivel eyed and red faced as you become more spittle flecked and terrified.
 
I've heard he's an alcoholic and most the guests are from south Manchester cos its filmed oop there*

*I don't really know
 
at least with the jerry springer show you had a host who gave the guests enough rope to hang themselves and probably didn't masturbate furiously over tapes of old shows while shouting SCUM!
 
More to the point, I've actually meant to ask on here lots of times what the drug/alcohol workers we have here think of his sort of 'back stage counsellors' (his and Trishas etc). 'Graham, 'The Genius' ' etc.

I think you undoubtedly need a fucking crew of counsellors on a show like that, but how you could justify taking part in such public humiliation if it wasn't blatantly for the wonga, I just can't imagine.... :confused:

Wrong fora ( <-- I think that's the word :cool: ) I know, but maybe I'll get around to it one day. The woman on JK used to be on the Trisha one too. Yeuch!

I know I watch it though, tbf. :o

But still! :mad:
 
i don't find it entertaining. i hate trisha goddard as well

americans do stuff like this well because they are more over the top and they have people on those shows who eat their own body weight every day or nazi bikers with 40 kids etc

the british ones just have feckless chavas on. where is the fun in that?
 
The ones I've seen look like the guests would use the money to buy a big bag of skunk and have a laugh about it all together in the pub
 
i don't find it entertaining. i hate trisha goddard as well

americans do stuff like this well because they are more over the top and they have people on those shows who eat their own body weight every day or nazi bikers with 40 kids etc

the british ones just have feckless chavas on. where is the fun in that?

aye shes another one whos always been so much more mentally ill than anyone in the whole world ever so she 'knows how it is' and uses it in a variety of exploitative fuckwitted ways to patronise/criticise the gullible people who think baring their souls will get them some help

nasty nasty cow and as for jezza kyle.... GRRRR
 
What they get paid for it??

I didn't know that - I thought they just did it to have the DNA tests paid for
 
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