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I'm being forced to watch Jeremy Kyle

that's the thing isn't it Yousir. he so blatantly loathes, and looks down, on his guests.

ole Jerry never did that.
 
I remember one of these threads a while ago, and somebody posted up a story about seeing him in a pub in Manchester bullying his interns/PA/whatever and going on about how big and important he is.
 
I went out with a girl who liked Jeremy Kyle - "he's a fucking legend" were her exact words. She also loved Boris Johnson and referred to the staff in a Thai resturant we went to as "bloody chinks". It didn't last.
 
Has he done the bit yet where they take the lie detector test and fail, but argue the results (80% accuracy apparently)?

Jeremy - "Oh, and I suppose you're one of the 20% are you (sneer)?

Well, eventually Jeremy, yes, one of them probably is.

Now fuck off and die.
 
Jeff Robinson said:
I went out with a girl who liked Jeremy Kyle - "he's a fucking legend" were her exact words. She also loved Boris Johnson and referred to the staff in a Thai resturant we went to as "bloody chinks". It didn't last.
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Yeah, it's hard to keep a relationship going after you've murdered someone.
 
foo said:
wot he said. nasty fucker that Kyle. does anyone ever learn anything (apart from the fact that they're 'scum' :rolleyes: ) after being on his show? i seriously doubt it.

and yes Stella, i have watched it. :p
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You're scum and you need to get a job. Seems reasonable, really.
 
*points* YOU need to get a job and *points* YOU need to stop sleeping with him. TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR CHILD! HAVE SOME RESPECT FOR YOURSELF.

it's good stuff
 
if he got religion, he'd be a good fire and brimstone preacher.
if he added music to it, he'd be a bastardised nick cave.

or something. i need to GET A JOB AND LAY OFF THE COFFEE. and maybe have a child that i can deny maternity of.
 
Why the FUCK is no one slandering this man? Like, in the press I mean. Why do they target people like Kate Moss and catch her snorting paracetamol or whatever but the real CUNTS like Jezza Kyle and Chris Moyles they totally leave alone.

If I was a journalist I would basically follow Jeremy Kyle around and wait for him to do something disgusting, because he must have some skeletons in his closet, I bet he fucks half the contestants on there, at LEAST half. Jerry Springer was doing it why wouldn't he?

Anyway, that's what I'd do, and if he didn't do anything disgusting or shameful then I'd plant child porn in his computer or something.

Fuck it what is all this 'If I was a journalist?' crap. I'm just going to do it anyway.
 
electrogirl said:
Why the FUCK is no one slandering this man? Like, in the press I mean. Why do they target people like Kate Moss and catch her snorting paracetamol or whatever but the real CUNTS like Jezza Kyle and Chris Moyles they totally leave alone.

If I was a journalist I would basically follow Jeremy Kyle around and wait for him to do something disgusting, because he must have some skeletons in his closet, I bet he fucks half the contestants on there, at LEAST half. Jerry Springer was doing it why wouldn't he?

Anyway, that's what I'd do, and if he didn't do anything disgusting or shameful then I'd plant child porn in his computer or something.

Fuck it what is all this 'If I was a journalist?' crap. I'm just going to do it anyway.
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he had his hate hour a while back. Some Judge laid into him hardcore and the press followed.
 
electrogirl said:
Why the FUCK is no one slandering this man? Like, in the press I mean. Why do they target people like Kate Moss and catch her snorting paracetamol or whatever but the real CUNTS like Jezza Kyle and Chris Moyles they totally leave alone.

If I was a journalist I would basically follow Jeremy Kyle around and wait for him to do something disgusting, because he must have some skeletons in his closet, I bet he fucks half the contestants on there, at LEAST half. Jerry Springer was doing it why wouldn't he?

Anyway, that's what I'd do, and if he didn't do anything disgusting or shameful then I'd plant child porn in his computer or something.

Fuck it what is all this 'If I was a journalist?' crap. I'm just going to do it anyway.
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*points* YOU need to wake up to yourself young lady.
 
Surely, with the way he apparently behaves on his show, nobody would be shocked by any revelations short of puppy genocide. Then they'd probably still watch his show anyway.
 
scifisam said:
Surely, with the way he apparently behaves on his show, nobody would be shocked by any revelations short of puppy genocide. Then they'd probably still watch his show anyway.
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Nah cos I reckon people think he 'says it how it is' and is one of them 'down to earth salt of the earth' types. He's BEEN there! He's been THROUGH it and come through the other SIIIIIIIDE!'

I can imagine people saying 'why does everyone hate Jeremy Kyle? He's just saying how it is'

You know?

So I'd just really still love to frame him as a paedo.

Please don't take my dream Sam. :(
 
OK. Remember to delete that post after you've done the deed, and we'll all pretend we never saw it.

If he were revealed as a paedo live on his show, the audience would probably rip him to pieces with their bare hands.
 
scifisam said:
OK. Remember to delete that post after you've done the deed, and we'll all pretend we never saw it.

If he were revealed as a paedo live on his show, the audience would probably rip him to pieces with their bare hands.
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That would be so amazing. I'd love that. I'd pay to see that. It would be like a zombie film, all of the audience suddenly turning into crazed mentals foaming at the mouth and then eating his brains out.
 
fubert said:
why are you being forced ? someone have a gun to your head ? kidnapped a loved one maybe ?
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She's turned it off now and is reading her pregnancy books but the mother of my grandchild was watching it and she wouldn't turn it off :mad:
 
I just want to know where they get their guests from. :hmm: If I was going on the tele, I'd make sure I looked pretty and had a clean frock on at least. :mad:
 
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