I'm A Celeb Get Me Out Of Here 2009, the official thread.

[han]

For me though, the BEST is having Colin and Justin on. Justin in particular is a massive, massive self-important cunt who has embarrassingly regular hissy fits and I can't see him being able to contain his inner horror for the duration, which is fucking excellent news for us.

I've never seen or heard of them before. Are they a couple?!?

 

[danny la rouge]

I've never seen or heard of them before. Are they a couple?!?

They are a couple, yes. And a professional team. They're celebrity designers. Had a Channel 4 show.

 

[clicker]

The dancer is a bit flaky...reckon she'll be cha-cha-cha-ing her arse out of there soonish...

 

[Strumpet]

She needs to man up ffs. It's been 2 DAYS!

 

[moomoo]

Are Jordans eyebrows tattooed on? They look very strange.

 

[Espresso]

She needs to man up ffs. It's been 2 DAYS!

Yeah, but look at the size of her. If she ate one Malteser she'd look pregnant.
Everyone going in there should wolf down double egg and chips four times a day every day for a fortnight before they go, so they've at least got some reserve stores of fat to fall back on.

So far I've taken a shine to Sam and Gino. Kim would drive me to murder in about half a day. Lovie. I'm undecided about Justin and Colin, the blonde one seems alright, but the dark one looks like he might go into queeny overdrive and that gets mighty old, mighty quick.

The rest of them haven't really registered with me yet. I want to see more of Jimmy White, though. I think he could be good. Don't really know why.

And as for Miss Price, never mind the odd eyebrows; the ducky mouth is what's really weird.

 

[clicker]

Are Jordans eyebrows tattooed on? They look very strange.

I thought that....she has been botoxed to buggery and they dont move which doesnt help, but they had the touch of a magic marker about them....

I predict she will triumph in there, turn opinion around and be an all round good egg. I also think her, Sam, Jimmy and Lucy will be bearable....the others will be picked off one by one and the old guy will injure himself on a tree root.

 

[paulhackett]

I want to see more of Jimmy White, though. I think he could be good. Don't really know why.

Jimmy looks like he did playing Stephen Hendry. Sitting down for hours wondering when it's his turn to have a go.

 

[han]

I don't think they should have couples on there. It makes for a completely different experience for them - they're at an advantage, they're with their nearest and dearest, and it's not right. NO!

 

[goldenecitrone]

It would be quite amusing if they put Peter Andre back in.

 

[kyser_soze]

1. I might start watching this regularly now I know that the perma-tanned 'Gorgeous George' Hamilton is in it.

2. Sam Fox: I still would, if she didn't play with the home team now.

 

[danny la rouge]

1. I might start watching this regularly now I know that the perma-tanned 'Gorgeous George' Hamilton is in it.

He seems a pretty sorted guy. Gentle elder statesman in the George Sulu mould.

 

[Miss Potter]

first walk-out of the series, Camilla Dallerup has left. Not surprised really, she just wasn't into it was she?

 

[badlands]

Joe Bugner going in!

 

[danny la rouge]

first walk-out of the series, Camilla Dallerup has left. Not surprised really, she just wasn't into it was she?

and

Joe Bugner going in!

Was he planned, or just on the subs bench in case of early casualties?

 

[Artaxerxes]

hehe, Peter Andre has so got the number for Jordan on speed dial and a big box of Popcorn

 

[Addy]

Snap !!!

 

[sheothebudworths]

The botox does make her mouth and cheeks look particularly odd, eh?


Still waiting, Justin!

 

[LilMissHissyFit]

hahahahahhahah sorry but Im getting a sick satisfaction from this

IM not really sure whether to be or at my 11 year old son saying "Did he say frog SPERM??? Hahahah Katie price has sperm on her face"

and my daughter ( 13 next week) remarked "and not for the first time either"

I THINK shes referring to the last time she was in the jungle, well at least I hope she is.... PMSL Im trying VERY hard not to laugh

 

[moomoo]

 

[Ms T]

I haven't been watching this, but what the FUCK has Katie Price done to her face? She used to be quite pretty, didn't she?

 

[han]

you're right, Ms T! It's so weird.

 

[danny la rouge]

"and not for the first time either"

 

[kyser_soze]

I haven't been watching this, but what the FUCK has Katie Price done to her face? She used to be quite pretty, didn't she?

About an epoch ago...

 

[danny la rouge]

What's the gossip today, then? I need spoilers for the current Mrs La Rouge.

 

[Scarlette]

First time I've watched this but brilliant comment from cleaning lady: 'if I'm gonna have things up my vagina, I'll let you know'. Splendid.

 

[danny la rouge]

I have to say I'm on Justin's side with the mole thing. She can't just say stuff like that and not expect someone to be a bit offended. And once you've noticed they're offended, it's best to shut the fuck up. But she just kept on and on. (Which is, of course, hilarious TV). Afterwards, he wasn't saying anything he hadn't said to her face, so it was doubly hilarious that she then went off on one for him having a moan about her. Brilliant.

 

[danny la rouge]

George is a legend. Getting bored of Katie Price doing all the tasks, though. Yeah, yeah, public, it was funny a couple of times, but give it a rest, eh?

 

[xsunnysuex]

George is a legend. Getting bored of Katie Price doing all the tasks, though. Yeah, yeah, public, it was funny a couple of times, but give it a rest, eh?

My thoughts exactly. Need to see some of the others squirm. Kim did better than I thought she would though.

 

[danny la rouge]

Kim did better than I thought she would though.

She did, too. Proper mad-arse, though, isn't she?