I'm a breakfast twat

[bluestreak]

Ah Mrs M, we all do mad things now and again. You don't need to be fick or drunk to do that.


Though it helps.

 

[Termite Man]

I poured ornage juice on my cornflakes once when I was about 8 . Never done anything similar since !

 

[subversplat]

I poured ornage juice on my cornflakes once when I was about 8 . Never done anything similar since !

OJ on yer flakes is a common thing for dairy avoiders apparently.

I was just musing earlier about the idea of coffee on cornflakes. Sounds quite yum.

 

[FridgeMagnet]

Orange juice on cereal is nice actually. I used to eat crunchy oat stuff with orange juice. Perhaps not cornflakes mind you.

 

[pogofish]

Detail your morning idiocy here.

I could go on for a very long time!

Most recently, I discovered that placing a new bottle of blue-coloured mouthwash beside a new bottle of blue-coloured shampoo was not the brightest of ideas.

Then there was the time I cleaned my teeth with Betnovate & .......

 

[rollinder]

spending most the day asleep and missing breakfast completly (today)

 

[kalidarkone]

oh dear

not this morning, but one morning... I threw my husbands pants and socks in the loo instead of the laundry basket

PMSL

 

[lynne8]

great thread!

 

[ViolentPanda]

I keep reading the thread title as "I eat breakfast twat"

I knew watching all that porn with cunnilingus in would catch up with me one day.

 

[WouldBe]

I poured ornage juice on my cornflakes once when I was about 8 . Never done anything similar since !

I was just musing earlier about the idea of coffee on cornflakes. Sounds quite yum.

When I was about 8 I reached for the sugar jar without looking and sprinkled loose leaf tea on my cornflakes.

 

[avu9lives]

I've done this before with a jar of sugar. made a very sticky mess.

I put a spoonful of coffee in the cup and then poured boiling water into the full jar of coffee. I've done this 3 times now

^ one of my co/workers does this every morning

 

[DotCommunist]

When I was about 8 I reached for the sugar jar without looking and sprinkled loose leaf tea on my cornflakes.

you had loose tea on the breakfast table?


First against the wall

 

[WouldBe]

you had loose tea on the breakfast table?


First against the wall

No it was in a jar on the shelf in the place where the sugar should have been.

When I was 8 tea bags hadn't been invented.

 

[avu9lives]

great thread!

hmm:

innit

 

[feyr]

*points to bandaged foot*

hot water needs pouring in the cup, not near the cup but actually on my foot and the floor.

owwwww

 

[DotCommunist]

No it was in a jar on the shelf in the place where the sugar should have been.

When I was 8 tea bags hadn't been invented.

((((old queens))))


srsly though- even as a youngun I never made such schoolboy errors

 

[bi0boy]

FFS this morning I fell up the stairs spilling my cereal + milk everywhere, and then proceeded to pour the teapot lid into the mug along with the tea.

Yesterday I fell over my feet twice while walking along the street - I hope I havent got teh BSE

 

[Rollem]

i comletely missed the bowl with madge's cereal in this morning, and chose instead to pour the milk all oven the kitchen worktop instead

"what are you doing mummy?!?"

 

[FridgeMagnet]

It's a fair question.