If you were making a film about Jesus, who would you have in it?

[AverageJoe]

Jesus = Ray Winstone

"Oy! You aint worshipping no false idols you caaaaaant"

Voice of God = Isaac Hayes in South Park mode

"Hello Sinners"
"Hi God"
"Hows Things?"
"Bad"
etc

 

[In Bloom]

How about a remake of The Passion of the Christ with Kenny Vermouth playing Jesus? That I'd pay to see

 

[Wolfie]

She could play Mary Magdaleine.

her mum played a mean piano ...