If you were a dj.........

[Madusa]

lol

 

[FabricLiveBaby!]

I actaully went to a 30th birthday party that had the WORST music ever.

U2 followed by Britney followed by Michael Jackson, followed by Agadoo, followed by "lets all do the conga!". It was awful. She was only 30 and everyone seemed to really enjoy it!

Bunch of weirdos.

 

[moody]

I actaully went to a 30th birthday party that had the WORST music ever.

U2 followed by Britney followed by Michael Jackson, followed by Agadoo, followed by "lets all do the conga!". It was awful. She was only 30 and everyone seemed to really enjoy it!

Bunch of weirdos.

she sounds like the kind of person when asked what kinda music you into she'll say "oh anything really" I hate these people.

 

[Santino]

Then I would say 'And this one is for all the lovely ladies out there' and play the Barry White version of 'Just the Way You Are' but ruin it by talking all over it.

 

[Madusa]

The worst djs though are the ones who see that they are losing the party, and dont change tact cos whatever they're doing is obviously not working and they just carry on playing their shite! Makes me and heckle.

 

[Dj TAB]

Wedding
B52's - Rock Lobster

House Party
Dj Yoda - Wheels

Rave
Acen - Trip to the moon part 2

Funeral
Aphex Twin - Come to Daddy


LOL!

 

[Dj TAB]

theme from the krankies?

D'n'B re-edit of course!

 

[isitme]

DJ Zinc - Reaaaaaaaach Out!

or if it was cos the music was too fast i'd play

Zion Train - Reach Out

or if they just wanted stuff that they'd heard i'd play

Reach Out (I'll be There) by whichever whack 80s singer did that

but if they didn't like my other two Reach Out tunes I would probably just get off the decks because I don't really have that 80s song on record and I don't have enough wack tunes.

If someone had paid me to play for 2 hours or something and I had ages left I'd just play lots of really weird stuff and they could all fuck off

 

[Bassism]

If you're on that tip then there can be only one:

Ministers De La funk - Believe. Don't even have to mix it in

why what do u do just lift the needle up stop the record and then plonk the other on and start the dek again ??!!!??

 

[Ted Striker]

why what do u do just lift the needle up stop the record and then plonk the other on and start the dek again ??!!!??

Take the base out, lower the volume a touch, then turn the deck off (so it slows down).

Then WHAM!

Works every time

 

[Clair De Lune]

Depends what type of party!
If it was me and my mates then something cheesy but classic like Michael Jackson - Billie jean or Beastie Boys- Sabotage

 

[DeadManWalking]

Chas n Dave - Gertcha

 

[Santino]

Take the base out, lower the volume a touch, then turn the deck off (so it slows down).

Then WHAM!

Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go or Club Tropicana?

 

[FabricLiveBaby!]

 

[spawnofsatan]

Mad world

Something I can never have.

 

[hipipol]

For Junglist breddren
"Campion DJ" -Top Cat and Congo Natty

"Push up ya lighta" Top Cat - run the dance hall version, after the middle rythym break mix in some old skool jungle - normally grabs the attention

"Natural Mystic" -Congo Natty - a bassline to die for.......

Or for the older Freaks out there

Capt Beefhart " Woman Likes a Long Neck Bottle"
Taj Mahal "Statesboro Blues"
Velvet Underground " Sister Ray"

For the Rivival Posse

Tristan Palmer "Entertainment"
Gregory Isaacs " Gimme, Gimme, Gimme"
Marcia Griffiths " Feel Like Jumpin"
Max Romeo - Wet Dream

 

[Bassism]

Take the base out, lower the volume a touch, then turn the deck off (so it slows down).

Then WHAM!

Works every time

good one. I like mixing with the tranformer switch for extra whack on the mix x

 

[Yetman]

buffalo springfield - for what it's worth

 

[Wintermute]

Rozalla - Everybody's Free
Black Box - Ride On Time
Beastie Boys - Sabotage

 

[Boycey]

Rage Against The Machine - Killing in the name

or

Rick James - Super freak

get out of my braynz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111

also:

James Brown "Get on up"

any of those 3 at a rave, wedding or 80th would be

 

[killer b]

it's the jackson 5 - i want you back, for most purposes.

the rappers delight remix from 93 (which sample 'let no man put assunder') works rather well too.

 

[BlackArab]

Groove is in the heart - Dee-Lite always works for me.

 

[sojourner]

Trail of the Lonesome Pine - Stan and Ollie

 

[dodgepot]

super sharp shooter

 

[boing!]

I have to admit to using Wrongspeed's Careless Whisper mashup sometimes for instant dancefloor action. It does do the trick.

 

[chico enrico]

donna summer "i feel love" - if that doesn't fill the dancefloor you may as well pack up your records and leave.

 

[stavros]

DJing at a rave or 80th birthday party?

You speak as if they're mutally exclusive.