If you had to come up with a snappy creative name for a magazine......

[GarfieldLeChat]

tumour infested abortion weekly.

 

[pengaleng]

oooh I like monthly review it sounds very corporate

 

[Onslow]

If I had to come up with a snappy creative name for a magazine.....







I wouldn't be asking urban75 for help with it.

But U75 solves all my problems! And its better than bouncing ideas off the brick wall.

 

[8ball]

Speculum

 

[Firky]

The problem is all snappy, creative and witty puns are always SHIT when used inconjunction with the work. Fact. Just call it NHS Magazine. No need to be contemporary or trendy when it'll never be read.

Like if the fire service called their magazine Icarus or something

 

[pengaleng]

tumour infested abortion weekly.

LOL

 

[Dillinger4]

tumour infested abortion weekly.

 

[isitme]

 

[isitme]

Sick People Suck

Best yet

 

[Onslow]

The problem is all snappy, creative and witty puns are always SHIT when used inconjunction with the work. Fact. Just call it NHS Magazine. No need to be contemporary or trendy when it'll never be read.

My thoughts exactly.
However, they want something 'witty' and 'exciting'.

 

[8ball]

Internal Marketing Twattery Monthly

 

[spanglechick]

hang on - was it onslow who wanted to pay someone not very much to do his dissertation for him?

and now he wants us to do his job for nowt???

 

[Onslow]

hang on - was it onslow who wanted to pay someone not very much to do his dissertation for him?

and now he wants us to do his job for nowt???

Oi! Mouth.

 

[GarfieldLeChat]

will the stress cause you cancer or will you pick yourself on that aids infected hypodermic

it's more a series i guess that a single magazine title.

you could have

fuck off you're all going to be privatised soon anyways.

how about

funny bones.
bypass.
cutting edge (although that's more for surgeons)


or call it grapes.

that way it can be left around the hospital and utterly ingored by everyone til it rots and goes stale and needs to be binned...

 

[Firky]

My thoughts exactly.
However, they want something 'witty' and 'exciting'.

Ask them what they had in mind and try not to laugh. Thankfully I always managed to get clients to think of a name and I take it from there. They know their trade better than you.

 

[Dhimmi]

Readers Nurses

Nil by Mouth

Articles & Editorial (A&E)

You wanted three extra beds in Intensive and all you got was this Magazine

 

[Firky]

)

You wanted three extra beds in Intensive and all you got was this Magazine

 

[ddraig]

InsideuS

 

[minxcariad]

Up to date information about internal matters? X-Ray, obviously.

X-Ray magazine.

make the designer put little rays of light coming out of the Ray bit on the logo.

 

[samk]

Internal Listings Leaflet (Ill)
or The Bedpan

 

[lontok2005]

'Bloody Rag'

Sure it'll get good circulation.

 

[chainsaw cat]

Demoralised weekly

 

[Shippou-Sensei]

The chart.


if this i used i want a cut

 

[El Jefe]

Vital Signs

 

[quimcunx]

The Bedpan gets my vote.

 

[chymaera]

The Autoclave, or The Sluice