If you could join ANY band, who would it be?

[Paulie Tandoori]

i'd be flavour flav i reckon. yeah boyyyeeeeeee.....

 

[foo]

you'd have to have sex and argue very loudly with that big bonde woman who is very scary and used to be with the terminator, Paulie.

you up for it?

sounds exhausting to me

 

[Paulie Tandoori]

i'd give it a go like.

i like his big watch innit.

 

[damnhippie]

ooh lots

either of Muse's rhythm section
Duff McKagan, Appetite era
anyone in Jerry Lee Lewis's backing band

probably more when i've had a think. so long productive working day

 

[Aphex]

I'd want to replace Ringo circa Revolver - Sgt Peppers

 

[loud 1]

eric b and rakim,altho i dont know how that would work.

 

[DRINK?]

H out of steps I reckon....or one of the lads from blue

 

[SpookyFrank]

I'll be touring lead guitarist with David Bowie circa 1972 thank you very much

Failing that, I'll play guitar for 'clouds taste metallic' era flaming lips instead.

 

[bluestreak]

You know, I'm finding it very hard to answer this... I mean, I'd love to have been a musician, almost any sort would do, but being in a band that has already existed... man, would i have to replace one of them? Or play alongside them?

 

[QueenOfGoths]

I'd like to play banjo, fiddle or pedal steel guitar in a country music band. Or just be Dolly Parton for the day

 

[sojourner]

Or play alongside them?

I took it as this

 

[gnoriac]

Not particularly a fan of their music, but it'd have to be Motorhead.

 

[DotCommunist]

Nickleback

 

[8ball]

Pixies

I'd be Kim Deal

 

[TrippyLondoner]

Guns n roses

I would replace axl rose and turn the band back to how it should be.

 

[Dhimmi]

Bonzo's please, washboard, kazoo, uke and hopefully that note at the end.

 

[seeformiles]

Bonzo's please, washboard, kazoo, uke and hopefully that note at the end.

I'd bring my own trouser press!

 

[half_eaten_arm]

girls aloud

 

[steveo87]

I'd loveto be the new keybourd player in RATM, for two reasons:
A) I can playm ketybourds and fuck all else.
B) No one would see THAT comeing, a free style keyboadist in america's most famous Marxist-ish rockers....

 

[Sweaty Betty]

Id be one of Prince's dancers or Joe Satriani's guitar!!!

 

[Dhimmi]

I'd bring my own trouser press!

Hurrah! Always good to see a gent of the old school. Have you heard their cover of "I predict a riot"?

 

[Annierak]

I would be in Led Zeppelin (as they were in the 70's). I would be the lead singer and look just like Robert Plant as he looked then. I would be desired and look great in bellbottoms and a chunky belt . Oh i'd also have a fantastic voice and fuckoff sexy hair. So not only have i changed sex in this fantasy but i've actually turned into a young Robert Plant...

 

[sojourner]

I would be in Led Zeppelin (as they were in the 70's). I would be the lead singer and look just like Robert Plant as he looked then. I would be desired and look great in bellbottoms and a chunky belt . Oh i'd also have a fantastic voice and fuckoff sexy hair. So not only have i changed sex in this fantasy but i've actually turned into a young Robert Plant...

you missed the big cock part out

 

[Annierak]

you missed the big cock part out

Oh yeh i'd have a massive cock (obviously!)...and my shirts would be open to the waist...god this is turning me on

 

[sojourner]

...god this is turning me on

Stop looking in the mirror then!

 

[Annierak]

Stop looking in the mirror then!

i'll try, it's not easy though...i'm so blessed

 

[hiccup]

I read that Motley Crue biography a while ago. Sounded like they had a laugh. I'd be up for a bit of that action.

 

[Artie Fufkin]

I read that Motley Crue biography a while ago. Sounded like they had a laugh. I'd be up for a bit of that action.

yeah, I read that. they stayed out past 11 some nights and were seen drinking the odd shandy too. I read one of them smoked occasionally but the band played that rumour down.

 

[dada]

the carpenters - i'd want to sing with karen in perfect harmonies.