If you could have anything now

[fogbat]

The stick holding that thing together looks entirely inadequate.

I'll have the waitress to go though please

Why is she dressed as a nurse?

I'm not complaining, obviously.

 

[aqua]

Got exactly that sitting in my fridge..........we had them today at work and i 'liberated' two for me and the eldest !

damn you to hell

Pretentious food jargon is what it is

behave

 

[mentalchik]

damn you to hell

(sometimes there are advantages to working in the staff cafe)

 

[Bakunin]

(sometimes there are advantages to working in the staff cafe)

I bet you don't get the kind of feast that I suggested earlier though.

Not in the staff canteen.

Eh?

EH?

EEEEHHH?

 

[pootle]

Another vote for steak and chips here, though I'd prefer fries to fat chips. Roquefort butter melted over the steak wouldn't go amiss, either.

Ooh, nice touch! Mmm! Cheesy butter.

*drools*

I'm deffo not going to be served steak at my veggie mates' house tonight *sad face*

 

[felixthecat]

a very large gin (of any sort) and tonic
a greek salad doused in glorious olive oil and with fresh crusty bread

 

[mentalchik]

I bet you don't get the kind of feast that I suggested earlier though.

Not in the staff canteen.

Eh?

EH?

EEEEHHH?

Well no.........and it's a cafe not a canteen...........

 

[aqua]

a greek salad doused in glorious olive oil and with fresh crusty bread

ooo good call

 

[breasticles]

filet steak cooked blue and bloody chips dipped in mayonnaise washed down with an elderflower mojito (which is blatantly just elderflower cordial, mint, sugar syrup and soda water, and not really therefore worthy of the name mojito, but it's the nicest booze- free cocktail i've ever had so i'll forgive them).

 

[DaRealSpoon]

Why is she dressed as a nurse?

I'm not complaining, obviously.

There are some things in life that do not need questioning.

behave

Whaaaat?

 

[Bakunin]

There are some things in life that do not need questioning.



Whaaaat?

Yep, when a gorgeous woman dressed as a nurse turns up and says it's time for your examination, you say 'YES!'

Just make sure she isn't an actual nurse trying to give you important medical treatment before whipping off your clothes and shouting, before a packed waiting room:

'YEE-HAH! IT'S PARTY TIME!'

That's one outpatients department I can never be seen in again.

 

[stupid dogbot]

A nice coffee.

 

[kittyP]

Another one for a thick, well hung piece of fillet steak, cooked black and blue.
Fat chips.
Garlic mushrooms.
Pots of peppercorn sauce and mayo on the side.

Can I have your scones with clotted cream and jam for pud too?

Drink, I actually fancy a bottle of Champagne which is rare for me.

I think in reality its gonna be pasta with some kinda sauce for tea.
I do have two Gu choc souffles in the fridge though.
Can of cider.

 

[wayward bob]

gin with roses and cucumber? :hurl:

g&t and a chocolate cherry cake for me i reckon. which is fortuitous cos that's what i've got (though i'd swap the gordon's for plymouth and put some lemon in it for preference).

 

[Bakunin]

gin with roses and cucumber? :hurl:

g&t and a chocolate cherry cake for me i reckon. which is fortuitous cos that's what i've got (though i'd swap the gordon's for plymouth and put some lemon in it for preference).

Ah yes, the mighty colossus that is Plymouth Gin. Now officially trademarked, so that it may not be made outside of the fair city of Plymouth itself, except under licence.

Plymouth Gin: Breakfast Of Champions.

Beware of imitations.

 

[Geri]

A toasted bagel with jalapeno and red pepper hummus and a glass of wine.

 

[Bassism]

A cold paddling pool to lie back in, and a garden in which to do so.

we've just brought ours in they are ace and well cheap x

 

[Bassism]

Those would do me nicely xx

 

[cesare]

A roast chicken dinner with all the trimmings. Or pie, chips and beans. 24 hours without food ... going to go and buy the latter in a minute I think. Damn this thread!

 

[foamy]

now you mention it, i have a litre of this in the cupboard which i shall crack open now.
and food wise i'd love to have dinner at the real greek souvlaki and bar....
or a twix.

 

[Fedayn]

Pretentious food jargon is what it is

Is it really? In fact it's Roman food, exactly the food I was eating 2 weeks ago in Rome, I like it, now fuck off.

 

[DaRealSpoon]

Is it really? In fact it's Roman food, exactly the food I was eating 2 weeks ago in Rome, I like it, now fuck off.

Easy now sweetcheeks

I did mean to ask, what is 'white pizza'?

 

[Fedayn]

Easy now sweetcheeks

I did mean to ask, what is 'white pizza'?

Ok

It's literally, a 'thicker' pizza base, and either served just like a flat bread with no topping or with mozarrella cheese, olive oil and herbs on it. I prefer the former if it's with/before a meal.

 

[DaRealSpoon]

Ok

It's literally, a 'thicker' pizza base, and either served just like a flat bread with no topping or with mozarrella cheese, olive oil and herbs on it. I prefer the former if it's with/before a meal.

Ah, sounds lush

 

[moose]

I'd like a bottle of champagne. And some Wotsits.

 

[Fedayn]

Ah, sounds lush

It is, the restaurant near my mates serves in in 'flat' cubes with a bit of reosemary and olive oil sparinlgy brushed on it.

 

[pigtails]

I'd like cake please

 

[feyr]

crispy bacon, scrambled egg, mushrooms,fried bread and chips please

with a glass of cola with ice and lime please

 

[_pH_]

are you ill?

It's ok aqua he came to the pub and downed 3 pints quite quickly.

'too hot for alcohol' my arse

 

[Herbsman.]

probably a fucking, erm, griddled polenta with mushroom ragout

then, fucking, erm, er, i dunno