If you could be a movie villain...

[stavros]

He's a fucking hero, not a villain.

Fuck the fuck off.

I suppose you're fucking right, a fucking anti-hero I guess.

"I guess it leaves you standing in a chamber in the House of Commons with your big flaccid dick hanging out, with a "vote for me" sticking on the end."

 

[starfish]

The greatest villain in movie history.

 

[Badgers]

The greatest villain in movie history.

Very cool and good choice.
Connected guy, made guy and proper gangster.

In a fight I would bet on Boba Fett depending on toys allowed within the rules.

Villainy I guess is not measured by hardness in a fight though. Cold calculating control of people was a Corleone trait (in film history) and no doubt he would (in a film) be employing the likes of Boba Fett, but could he contain him?

Mercenary for hire?
Not part of the family?

Any man can start a family!
Any man of will can hire goons!

 

[DotCommunist]

For the outfit alone...

Chaotic Evil.

True villains are Lawful Evil.

 

[Badgers]

Chaotic Evil.

True villains are Lawful Evil.

I liked the Joker character in Batman.

Villain

a cruelly malicious person who is involved in or devoted to wickedness or crime; scoundrel.

The Joker simply wanted to tear the walls down.

For personal gain and the game was chaos. The chaos I read into the character was that he would be the last man standing. No loyalty, no values, no comrades and no people.

 

[Andy the Don]

Francis Urquhart..

"You might very well think that, but of course, I couldn't possibly comment."

 

[Bernie Gunther]

Basil Rathbone in any of those old swashbucklers. OK, he gets skewered by Flynn, Power et al in the final reel, but it's obvious to anyone with eyes that he'd turn them into dogmeat in any fight whose result wasn't pre-arranged. Nobody ever did that arrogant sneer thing better. "You've come to Nottingham once too often ... "

Here he is with Hollywood fencing coach Fred Cavans.

 

[8den]

For the outfit alone...

Fixed that for you Frank.

Admit it, you'd prefer to wear that.

 

[Bernie Gunther]

Doublepost

 

[Bernie Gunther]

Oh yes. Forgot about Dennis Price as Louis in 'Kind Hearts and Coronets'

"I shot an arrow in the air, she (ballooning heiress) fell to Earth in Berkely Square"

Of course, while Louis is a villain. Sybella is just ... wicked.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

"Mr. Takagi, I could talk about industrialization and men's fashion all day, but I'm afraid work must intrude"

 

[camouflage]

Too right-wing.

 

[Bakunin]

If Carlsberg made evil bastard senior drill instructors...

 

[camouflage]

DotComms not going to like that.

 

[Bakunin]

If Carlsberg made evil bastard senior drill instructors...

And here's the always-friendly and not-at-all-highly unpleasant Gunnery Sergeant introducing himself to his latest batch of recruits:



Charmed, I'm sure...

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Too right-wing.

Possibly but he does a good line in lightening from the fingers and being quite camp so swings and roundabouts

 

[upsidedownwalrus]

I have a mate who is just like senator palpatine.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

I have a mate who is just like senator palpatine.

Really! Looks like him or can shoot lightening from his fingers? Or both hopefully

 

[Bakunin]

Surely the ultimate in really cool bad guys:

Thread won, methinks.

 

[8den]

Really! Looks like him or can shoot lightening from his fingers? Or both hopefully

More importantly does he have a fully functioning Death Star, my young apprentice?

 

[rekil]

His Unfuckablewithness - Count Dracula.

 

[Bakunin]

Not a character I'd actually like to be (he seems to have what might politely be referred to as 'a few issues' if you know what I mean) but one of the great film villians all the same:

'Yes, young lady, I have a vacancy for the night. It even comes with an en suite shower...'

Movie Trivia Alert: Because 'Psycho' was filmed in black and white, normal stage blood (as used so liberally in the infamous shower scene) didn't look right on the first cut of the scene. So the scene was re-shot using chocolate sauce as it was found to look much more realistic in the final cut.

 

[moose]

I'd be the moustachioed type who straps young ladies to railway tracks.

 

[Bakunin]

And who wouldn't want to have a pint with this charming Irish gentleman?

'I called HIM a ponce, and now I'm calling YOU a ponce... PONCE!'

'I've got a heart condition, if you hit me it's murder.'

'I'LL MURDER THE PAIR OF YE'S!'

 

[Azrael]

Sgt Patrick Harper tends to have that effect on people.

 

[Bakunin]

Sgt Patrick Harper tends to have that effect on people.

Especially when he fires off that seven-barrelled volley gun he likes so much.

I wouldn't like to annoy him when he's got that thing in his hands, I fancy.

 

[miniGMgoit]

Basil Rathbone in any of those old swashbucklers. OK, he gets skewered by Flynn, Power et al in the final reel, but it's obvious to anyone with eyes that he'd turn them into dogmeat in any fight whose result wasn't pre-arranged. Nobody ever did that arrogant sneer thing better. "You've come to Nottingham once too often ... "

Here he is with Hollywood fencing coach Fred Cavans.

Phwaor!!!!!!

 

[Melinda]

Zod still has my vote, however these two came close:

Chigurh



and

Bridget/ Wendy. General wrong'un.

 

[camouflage]

His Unfuckablewithness - Count Dracula.

Who wants to be Unfuckablewith?

Surely you mean Unfuckwithable...

 

[DaveCinzano]

"Mr. Takagi, I could talk about industrialization and men's fashion all day, but I'm afraid work must intrude"

My immediate thought on seeing the thread title.

Bridget/ Wendy. General wrong'un.

*Chills*

"Too kind, guys, too kind"