If the tick which is currently on my cat, which is currently on my bed....

[madzone]

Done what? caught ticks?

Don't make me talk about it, I'm still traumatised

 

[pogofish]

Get a magnifying glass and do shit to its bum,

Ticks don't have bums BTW. This (seriously) is one of the reasons they have been deemed truly pure and holy.

 

[madzone]

I think their favourite food is bacon, so if you put a slice of bacon (raw, not cooked, or smoked) on your cat by the tick the tick will clock the superior foofstuff and hit that instead. Where you can then pull it off with ease and get medeival on its ass. Get a magnifying glass and do shit to its bum, then tell it to go and tell the rest of the ticks this is what you get if you fuck with our shit ever again. After pulling one of its eyes out of course

Weirdo

 

[kabbes]

If you have pets, particularly if you have pets in the country, then this is an essential:

It costs virtually fuck-all and it makes removing ticks incredibly quick and simple. You just slide it over the tick, twist the device and the tick comes straight out, head and all.

Get one. Get one now. Best pet-related device I ever bought.

 

[madzone]

Ticks don't have bums BTW. This (seriously) is one of the reasons they have been deemed truly pure and holy.

Lumbar evaporation?

 

[pogofish]

Lumbar evaporation?

Do you see an arsehole on that:

 

[madzone]

Oh, you evil, evil bastard

You didn't have to do that - just answer the bloody question!!

 

[_pH_]

hairy tic cool pic

 

[Yetman]

Ticks don't have bums BTW. This (seriously) is one of the reasons they have been deemed truly pure and holy.

Perfect excuse to tear it a new one then init

 

[pogofish]

Oh, you evil, evil bastard

You didn't have to do that - just answer the bloody question!!

Don't worry - This particular variety is utterly harmless to humans.

Its more that they only need the one blood meal before developing to the next stage, so there was never any need to evolve one.

Out collectors have just started work for this year, so I'll be getting lots & lots of nice new biting tic photos soon.

 

[toggle]

Don't make me talk about it, I'm still traumatised

i should have stayed about for the entertainment

 

[geminisnake]

I believe the answer is "yes".

It is most definetly yes. Hope you got rid of it madz, can't read the thread, I'm eating my tea and ticks freak me.

 

[spirals]

Urgh, run like the wind from it, I got lymes disease from a tic in oct last year (thread here somewhere) and I'm still ill now

 

[coccinelle]

Dab them with acetone (nail varnish remover), wait a bit then lift them out.