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"If Michael Phelps was a nation"


Pleasant and unpatronising
etc, etc, bleh, ad fucking nauseum.

How about: If Michael Phelps was a nation, GB would be second in the medals table.

/continues daft, sycophantic BBC nose dribble terms


Angry about not being able to be an astronaut.
If Chris Hoy was a nation

If Brad Wiggins was a nation

etc etc etc

They're not so who fucking cares


Angry about not being able to be an astronaut.
I'm also getting sick of hearing them say that. A better line is 'if phelps wasn't in the USA team, GB would be 2nd'
fucking pointless though. He is in the US team so why make the point?

If Phelps was a nation would he be a member of the Axis of Evil or the coalition of the willing? :hmm:


Angry about not being able to be an astronaut.
If Michael Phelps was made Pope, the Vatican would be seventh

Augie March

can i offer you a nice egg in this trying time?
Weren't they suggseting that viewers should send in flag designs for this mythical Phelps nation?

I wonder if they could get caught out again, like they did with that London 2012 logo that was inspired by a certain infamous meme... :hmm:

Yuwipi Woman

Whack-A-Mole Queen
It seems if Phelps was a nation he'd be Holland.Pics of him all over the papers today with a bong :)
It was entertaining this morning watching the news. Someone was outraged because no one was outraged by his marjuana use.

He's 23, FFS. Let him be 23.


Pleasant and unpatronising
I was disappointed he apologised. Would have preferred "Yep, don't mind a hit now and then. I fucking deserve it."