If films were real.....

[dylanredefined]

leon: child services burst through the doot as natalie portman is doing her like a virgin bit. She ends up in a foster home testing out daddys new belt leon ends up in jail.


dave

If he could take out an entire swat team .I think some self important social worker and a few passed over cops would be little problem .Though as child
fed and appears well looked after though may be taking part in unsuitable play acting.All Leon gets encouragement to go to parenting classes.After he slaughters the swat team .And gets clean away Gary Oldmans cop being far too stoned to shoot straight.
Child services conviently loose file.Social worker retires early having had a cardiac when leon turns up for parenting class.

 

[T & P]

I need to watch that film again

 

[miniGMgoit]

I need to watch that film again

Now you know the films not actually like that don't you

 

[ericjarvis]

Blair Witch Project. Film students go off into the woods to make a film. It is crap and nobody ever watches it.

Brief Encounter. Couple meet and fall in love on the platform of a railway station. After a nine hour delay caused by engineering works one of them takes the replacement bus service and the other commits suicide through sheer boredom.

 

[SpookyFrank]

This Is Spinal Tap: Utterly shit rock band rename themselves 'Metallica' and go on to sell 84 billion records to stupid people throughout the world. The drummer tragically fails to spontaneously explode and goes on to stitch up Napster instead because he's a bitter, money grubbing little cunt.