If films were real.....
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Audition.
Lonely middle-aged Japanese man places a lonely hearts ad worded so it looks like he's auditioning for a film. No-one replies.
Lonely middle-aged Japanese man places a lonely hearts ad worded so it looks like he's auditioning for a film. No-one replies.
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So many particulars. So many questions.
Back To The Future: the eccentric old man inviting yo back to his garage is actually Jimmy Savile....
Gremlins: Billy's dad fined 10000 dollars for aiding and abetting the importation of endangered species.
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Watership Down: All the rabbits die of Myxy
The White Blindness?
Adams references it in his continued crusade to make childhood books depressing. He aint as bad as the Duncton Moles bloke though, jesus does he know how to suck all the joy out of kids books based around animals.
28 Days Later: Jim's body is brutally mauled as he lies in a coma in hospital. The end.
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It's a wonderful life
George Bailey kills himself. His family find out about this on Christmas morning, and bear the emotional scars for the rest of their lives.
George Bailey kills himself. His family find out about this on Christmas morning, and bear the emotional scars for the rest of their lives.
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So many particulars. So many questions.
The Fast and The furious: one of them Senners it at 120 and everyone runs home while obeying the speed limit
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The Music Box
Laurel and Hardy are hired to deliver a piano to a property at the top of a large flight of stairs. They fail miserably, and destroy the piano in the process. They lose their jobs and drift into alcoholism.
Laurel and Hardy are hired to deliver a piano to a property at the top of a large flight of stairs. They fail miserably, and destroy the piano in the process. They lose their jobs and drift into alcoholism.
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So many particulars. So many questions.
Chocolat
A woman and her daughter move into a small conservative french village. Her business fails and the kid is bullied like bullying was a hobby.
Both leave in shame and mum becomes a chainsmoking Marsailles dockside happy time lady and young un becomes a pickpocket for Le Fagin
A woman and her daughter move into a small conservative french village. Her business fails and the kid is bullied like bullying was a hobby.
Both leave in shame and mum becomes a chainsmoking Marsailles dockside happy time lady and young un becomes a pickpocket for Le Fagin
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Let them eat newts
Modern Times
After suffering a traumatic force-feeding and forced labour experience Charlie Chaplin is arrested for attempting to lead a demonstration and then tortured, he then goes to jail and is eventually released and finds himself homeless He then gets offered a job by someone who "takes pity" on him and ends up working on a construction project in Dubai for 20 hours a day in the sweltering heat, and then dies
After suffering a traumatic force-feeding and forced labour experience Charlie Chaplin is arrested for attempting to lead a demonstration and then tortured, he then goes to jail and is eventually released and finds himself homeless
He then gets offered a job by someone who "takes pity" on him and ends up working on a construction project in Dubai for 20 hours a day in the sweltering heat, and then dies
frogwoman
Let them eat newts
That's good as well ph. I can't keep replying to every post with a 
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So many particulars. So many questions.
Snakes on A Plane: Samuel L Jackson oversees the air transport of two Mambas and a Python. Nothing ensues.
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