Ideas for Tube Station themed party

[Macabre]

No one took up my suggestion of taking a laxitive and coming as mudchute.

 

[gonetoosoon]

statue

i go as one, they keep me waiting so long as the gates

 

[Maggot]

Barking - you could go as a dog or a nutter.

 

[Team Bergerac]

Cover yourself in these: