ideas for fancy dress? theme: suburban swingers

[fogbat]

She blates wanted Tom to give her one

She blates wanted to give Tom one

 

[Orang Utan]

dude - you already look the part with your facial hair extravaganzas

Leisure suit it up! And then strip down to a really ridiculous thong or something.

just looked up leisure suit - yes! like a safari suit. powder blue or beige?

 

[D]

just looked up leisure suit - yes! like a safari suit. powder blue or beige?

blue

 

[Strumpet]

Def. blue! And PLEEEEEASE pics!

You're from South Wales, too, aren't you?
We may be half-brothers

 

[King Biscuit Time]

You're from South Wales, too, aren't you?

We may be half-brothers

Not originally. I did live there for a long time but I have no family connection to the area, so we may be ok.

 

[Orang Utan]

i bought this:

 

[fogbat]

Do you have a nice polyester tie sorted?

 

[Beanburger]

Felicity Kendal is a style icon in that.

Dunno about style, but she certainly makes my balls ache.

 

[Orang Utan]

Do you have a nice polyester tie sorted?

i reckon i can pick one up from a second hand shop

 

[Jenerys]

Felicity Kendal is a style icon in that.

Margot too come to think of it.

i always wanted to stab felicity kendall in the face when she was in that show she just seemed soooooo pathetic

 

[Beanburger]

i always wanted to stab felicity kendall in the face when she was in that show she just seemed soooooo pathetic

I thought she kept Tom well and truly in his place!

 

[gentlegreen]

it's a marker, swingers grow it in their front gardens

What does it mean if you have a pink one in the back garden ?

 

[Beanburger]

What does it mean if you have a pink one in the back garden ?

Piles?

 

[Dirty Martini]

Brown is the key. Go as Craven from Red Riding. He's got the look, if not the ability to be a success at a 70s swingers' party. You could work in a tache.

 

[Jenerys]

I thought she kept Tom well and truly in his place!

"oh tom" chortle chortle winsome look chortle

bleurgh



oops i'm meant to be going now

 

[discokermit]

i bought this:

superb. i've got a blue safari suit jacket, but it needs altering.

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

think 70s sitcoms, abigail's party, that sort of thing

Dress like Tom Cruise in Tropic Thunder.

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

Or Burt Reynolds in Boogie Nights.

 

[Orang Utan]

superb. i've got a blue safari suit jacket, but it needs altering.

good job i got that then cos i was looking for the same!

 

[Orang Utan]

found a tie!


i guess i should be getting a cream shirt to offset the brown?
i need to get some shoes too - where in london can you get vintage shoes? they'll be way expensive won't they?

 

[invisibleplanet]

 

[Orang Utan]

who are they?

 

[sam/phallocrat]

I don't know but I'm quite scared

 

[invisibleplanet]

who are they?

Man About The House - 1970s Brit sitcom - one man flatsharing with two women.

 

[Orang Utan]

this is what i done in the end - i looked more like a cop than a swinger though:

 

[Maggot]

Lookin good.

 

[Ceej]

Touch of the Gene Hunt's there...

 

[8115]

Superheroes, obviously.

 

[Orang Utan]

Superheroes, obviously.

eh?