Magistrate: Mr Foggypane, you have pleaded guilty to the offence of not carrying an ID card, and I sentence you to a fine of five hundred quid. Do you have anything to say?
Me: Yep. Are you sure you have the right man?
Magistrate: Yes I am, why do you ask?
Me: Well, if you're sure of who I am, why the fuck do I need an ID card then?
Any lawyers out there tell me if I'm missing something or the govt. are?
Me: Yep. Are you sure you have the right man?
Magistrate: Yes I am, why do you ask?
Me: Well, if you're sure of who I am, why the fuck do I need an ID card then?
Any lawyers out there tell me if I'm missing something or the govt. are?
