i want new shoes :(

[milesy]

you live and learn.

 

[Masseuse]

you live and learn.

Who does?

 

[milesy]

people in general.

 

[milesy]

and people in other forums too.

 

[Masseuse]

people in general.

No they don't.

 

[Masseuse]

and people in other forums too.

Oh. Well that's different then.

 

[milesy]

yes.

 

[milesy]

i think wiskey might make us suffer death by murder for ruining her lovely shoe thread

 

[Masseuse]

Shall we ruin someone's thread who isn't as scary then?

 

[milesy]

like who? bristtly krs?

 

[MysteryGuest]

shoes are nang

 

[milesy]

have you written that in your book, MG?

 

[Masseuse]

I tried to go on uncle brissy's thread but it was too clever.

 

[MysteryGuest]

have you written that in your book, MG?

It is in the book of nang, yes. Along with space ponies, space bunnies, intergalactic rock kittens, sex and me.

 

[milesy]

get on with your work, MG. your slacking is un-uh-septabull

 

[Masseuse]

Will your book have the nazi diddymen and the multidimensional country and western snails from behind the shed in it?

I think you'd better, or Gloria from payroll might dob you in.

 

[MysteryGuest]

get on with your work, MG. your slacking is un-uh-septabull <jo frost>[/QUOTE]


I've been a naughty boy haven't I?


I hope Jo Frost is going to put me on the naughty step!


<gets excited>

 

[milesy]

she probably will put you on the naughty step, yes. and she will talk to you in a Very Authoratative Tone.

if you do a little excited sex wee there's no knowing what she might do to punish you

 

[Masseuse]

She might take two poos off his scat chart.

 

[MysteryGuest]

I have now put some mansquirt in the book.


*proud*

 

[milesy]

or she might just punch him square on the nose with her leather-gloved fist. she'll hold his head upright by his funny curly girly hair and then <WHAM!!!> whack him right on the shnozzle.

blood and tears from him, evil laughter from her.

"nah *that* is uh-sept-abull behavyuh" she'll say to teary-eyed MG.

 

[milesy]

I have now put some mansquirt in the book.


*proud*

you're one sick puppy

 

[Masseuse]

Are you still writing all this down MG?

 

[MysteryGuest]

I have told the police.

 

[milesy]

the police won't care. she's one of them.

 

[MysteryGuest]

They have come round to take a statement.


But they turned out to be sexy police and they took all their clothes off and we are all having a good time now.

 

[milesy]

have they stuck their truncheons right up your MysteryJacksie?

 

[milesy]

wiskey hates us all

 

[sheothebudworths]

No she doesn't! She just hates you.

 

[sheothebudworths]

They have come round to take a statement.

But they turned out to be sexy police and they took all their clothes off and we are all having a good time now.