i think i fancy being a priest.

[bluestreak]

hmm, well my missionary position is thus:

it seems that the pagan hordes of romford need converting. go forth and spread the good word to the heathen.

although obv, if i'm going to be the missionary then i'd like to go someone nice and warm where i can quietly kick back and not upset anyone with any of that bible nonsense.

"archbishop brennan? yes it's father bluestreak, no, they're not converting, i think another couple of years here in tahiti and i might have them..."

 

[King Biscuit Time]

Go Anglican deffo.

More festive beards, tea and jumble sales. That's what its all mainly about.

 

[JTG]

but the natives are uncivilised savages and are likely to put you in the pot with some sweet potatoes and herbs as soon as look at you!



















please bluestreak, don't go to Romford

 

[bi0boy]

Wehn we were 16, our school shipped us all off to a careers fair and there was a stall there from the Church of England. Unfortunately being a vicar was seen as something very not cool, so the poor guy on the stall had no one speak to him, but did get some devil horns drawn on the display board behind him.

I actually found out that a boy who was in my class is now working as a vicar, which I found quite surprising as him and I always used to argue with the R.E. teacher about how the bible was full of contradictions and if God was really like that we would rather go to hell.

 

[kittyP]

I'm now having very inappropriate thoughts about catholic priests again!

 

[muckypup]

how will they know about the buggery?

word will soon get around the parish about how good you are, they'll be queueing for a good seeing too. you'll be buggered.