London_Calling
Pleasant and unpatronising
"Northern Ocean" is interesting.
I think this is largely a myth formed by a lazy journalist in the year the Marchioness disaster happened...
I have :
I can't see what law he has broken.
The 50 a year info was in a six part documentary on the river police based at Wapping. They included other details such as the seasonal nature of the deaths, and filmed several rescues, one of which was too late.
I'll go with the info in the documentary.
I've just found the *actual* RoSPA figures for 2002...
42 Drownings in the Thames
Oddly, the same number drowned in 'Home Baths'. How does that happen? Unsupervised children? Drink/drugs? Slip, bang head, pass out?

Top Gear did the River Humber v Car thing. I can't remember where exactly along the river it is but you can get across, walking, at slack low tide. The mud is very deep though, and I wouldn't try it without being extremely fit.
Inquests into river deaths are common here. The coroner's assistant says that the U-bend of the Thames around the Isle of Dogs is a trapping point for bodies. "They tend to accumulate here from all sections of the river."
As we cycled away I tried to work out what he could be charged with if he was arrested.
Is there a law against swimming the Thames?
Cleanest city river in Europe, FACT.Apparently the water's not bad in the Thames anymore. There was very little rubbish on all the beaches and silt that we saw cycling along it. The worst spot, strangely, was the lock at the entrance to the Limehouse basin. There was tons of plastic and stuff there. I'm not sure if it came from the Thames or one of the canals.
Apparently the water's not bad in the Thames anymore. There was very little rubbish on all the beaches and silt that we saw cycling along it. The worst spot, strangely, was the lock at the entrance to the Limehouse basin. There was tons of plastic and stuff there. I'm not sure if it came from the Thames or one of the canals.
I did read that there are salmon back in the Thames now, which is a testament to how well the river's been cleaned up - and to the decline or modernisation of the industries that used to pump all manner of shit into it. Thirty years ago it was so polluted that pretty much nothing except eels could survive, and if you fell in it was usually a stomach-pump job...

I saw a seal sunning itself on the rocks at chelsea bridge once.
Apparently there's a seal whatever-the-noun-is (habitat? population?) a bit further up the Thames so I guess they swim up river quite a bit. The Wapping one seems to be around a lot, I wonder whether it's made a second home somewhere near.

How are you going to walk across if the water covers most people's heads?Apparently you can walk across the Thames at very low tides at festival pier as it is only 5 or 6ft deep in the middle..

Yeah, people seem to be under the impression the Thames is dirty when in fact it's quite clean.Apparently the water's not bad in the Thames anymore. There was very little rubbish on all the beaches and silt that we saw cycling along it. The worst spot, strangely, was the lock at the entrance to the Limehouse basin. There was tons of plastic and stuff there. I'm not sure if it came from the Thames or one of the canals.
Typical. Story of Thatcher's dispossession of the docklands. Massive redevelopment results in pied a terre's forcing out the local population.![]()

Apparently the water's not bad in the Thames anymore. There was very little rubbish on all the beaches and silt that we saw cycling along it. The worst spot, strangely, was the lock at the entrance to the Limehouse basin. There was tons of plastic and stuff there. I'm not sure if it came from the Thames or one of the canals.
Wasting police time?

Bloody stupid thing to do.
Oh I'm not denying that.
But so is (for example) copying Scotts trip to the Antarctic, and there has recently been a whole telly series of that........
I'm torn here, on where we draw the lines of liberty......
I don't think swimming the Thames is necessarily a stupid thing to do. It's a challenge, and naturally enough some people want to take it up. Fair enough if they want to, and I don't think they should be prevented from doing so.
However, it's pretty irresponsible to do it without a back-up boat to pick you up if you get into difficulties, since a) you run a serious risk of drowning, and b) it's a major headache for the rescue services to find you in time if you get into difficulties.
It's much like yachting, climbing etc etc. Do it by all means, but you're an idiot if you don't take sensible safety precautions.
Also the other river traffic. The consequences could be dire for other people not just the person doing it.
Yes, that too. I doubt Thames Clippers would be very happy about having to swerve to avoid a swimmer or, worse, clean what's left of he/she off their hulls.