I saw Peaches Geldof DJ last night!!!

[Skim]

So what does the knob 13 rows up and 20th from the left do?

 

[chico enrico]

Easy. Just arrange all the sliders to make a nice wave on each side.

...and make sure all the LEDs are in the red and you'll be fine

 

[BEARBOT]

im not too keen on peaches geldof..is anyone?
except people who fancy her pretty looks perhaps..she is young and good looking with famous parents and thats it..
people who loathe her ...take consoluation, she is just a flash in the pan!

what is the story on her bf..is he in a band or what?
if so they must be crap cos well 99% of everything is!

i like his look, he is my type! guess i dont have a chance tho he likes them young and rich, im neither
i dont dress a million miles away from that look he sports(esp a few years ago..minus the baseball cap!))when i wear mens clothes that is

and im not an empty headed fashionista..ive met folks well into their image(far far more than me) who arent dicks..they do exist!
if this guy is a dick its cos he has chosen to go out with her not cos he is workin the hip 80s nerd thing..

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

So what does the knob 13 rows up and 20th from the left do?

Aux send number 9 on channel 20

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

I can't believe I just worked that out


I iz the geekz

 

[Skim]

Aux send number 9 on channel 20

I reckon it's just a disguised preset button which plays a demonstration tune, like on a Casio.

 

[May Kasahara]

Aux send number 9 on channel 20

I thought that was the DFA.

 

[Chairman Meow]

No that was Dawn and Rocco.

My heros

http://www.dawnandrocco.com/

Peaches Geldof is a fucktard of the highest order.

You're right! He looks a bit like him though.

I can't believe their hotel is going to open! Oh, hang on, is it? And they split up?

/utterly pointless derail/

 

[Dubversion]

I thought that was the DFA.

 

[dash_two]

I think her boyfriend does the whole cap thing better...

FFS she's going out with Mr Potato Head.

 

[Stobart Stopper]

Her DJing abilities made me look like FatBoySlim in comparison, and apart from one Joy Division song, her set was just leaden house-dirge and indie-drone.


Mind you, she probably earned more scowling around the decks last night than I'll ever make. That's the sad power of schlebrity, innit?

You're way too old to be a DJ anyway. Get some of those white y fronts, a terry bathrobe from M& S and act your age.

 

[bluestreak]

His point was simple too. There shouldn't have been an apostrophe in "DJs".

thank you. i've taken to calling it the dj's apostrophe, as the supermarkets have killed off all the grocers.

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

I thought that was the DFA.

I had to use the DFA in front of a client last night

 

[sam/phallocrat]

I think her boyfriend does the whole cap thing better...

is that what milsey looked like when he had hair?

 

[al]

She used to DJ at the 333 when I was a manager there and she was a right pain, particularly because she wasn't actually old enough to be there as a punter. As a 'performer' it was ok for her to be there for her act, but as soon as she was finished she was supposed to be gone. Of course she managed to scarper from the decks before her goddawful set finished which resulted in me tramping round the whole bloody club looking for a petulant teenage to chuck out....

....and she used to play crap quality mp3s- if anyone can afford to buy the originals then it really should be her....

 

[chico enrico]

im not too keen on peaches geldof..is anyone?
except people who fancy her pretty looks perhaps..she is young and good looking .

NO WAY!! SHE'S A HOGS' JAW!

 

[Lisarocket]

Strangely, i was watching one of those compilation tv programmes last night about pop moments we love to hate or something along those lines and right up near the top was Peaches and how crap she is at DJing. There were some funny clips of how rubbish she is. She just looked completely miserable in every one...

 

[zevion]

He looks like more of a dick than her.

Which is quite an achievement.

i unfortunately had to sit through a performance his band gave at Standon Calling festival. christ they were a pile of shit. he seemed to be trying his best to impersonate jarvis cocker in some musical way (which is bad enough in itself)

him and peaches are a match made in heaven

 

[unusual_solid]

i would but is she shit as a dj?

 

[Herbsman.]

thank you. i've taken to calling it the dj's apostrophe, as the supermarkets have killed off all the grocers.

 

[loud 1]

...and I wouldn't book her for Offline.

As Phil Jupitus said in the bestival comedy tent at 11am sunday morning....

"im gonna freeze one of my turds into the shape of a knife,
lacquer it,
and stab peaches geldof to death,
then at least i can say i killed a piece of shit with my piece of shit"


word.

 

[poului]

tdh5hrh5hgtgg

"Saint Frederick Blood Royale" is the younger brother of a friend of mine from school and is a talentless prick of the highest order.

I'm disappointed in you, Skim.

 

[xenon]

Oh come on, she's but a slip of a girl. Give her ten years and she'll be the next Digweed, or Skim.

or Joe Whiley if she works at it.

 

[laptop]

she was playing to a load of suits

All comparisons, judgments and evaluations are void.



Maybe she is shite. But we won't know until we've heard her play to people.

 

[dolly's gal]

...and I wouldn't book her for Offline.

her mum's dead. thats well out of order

 

[editor]

her mum's dead. thats well out of order

 

[pagan]

I'm not a fan, but he is a *great* DJ who knows how to get a dance floor going.

Very true, and not just a dancefloor but a whole 4 miles of seafront in Brighton and the entire Copa Cobana in Rio's case.

 

[Paulie Tandoori]

And the Oxfam shop in Dalston on Thursday nite apparently....

 

[Tank Girl]

her mum's dead. thats well out of order

 

[isvicthere?]

Apparently, I served her in the VIP bar at Glastonbury. If only I'd recognised her I could have had the kudos of refusing to serve her coz she's a minor. Her tipple, by the way, was Pimms. Very rock and roll!