I saw Peaches Geldof DJ last night!!!

[Skim]

Someone also said that she gets 5k for a really short set, because of her family connections, which is freaky.

Maybe she gets home after a gig and her dad says, "give us the fuckin' money,", so she is forced to send it to starving Africans.

Maybe.

Not.

 

[BadlyDrawnGirl]

Oh come on, she's but a slip of a girl. Give her ten years and she'll be the next Digweed, or Skim.

 

[editor]

His name's Blood-Royale, apparently.

Oh, he was there as well last night!

 

[BadlyDrawnGirl]

Blood Royale: top name for a band.

Really shit name for a twat.

 

[chico enrico]

not exactly pretty is she?

i've been at crap clubs where she's been Djing. She just plays a load of shit, but then again, doesn't everyone these days? playing shit is the way to make money.

anyway, she's just a kid. If folk want to pay her 5k it's them and those who dance about to her crap who are the mugs, not her for taking the money.

i'd play any shit anyone wanted for 5 grand an hour. who wouldn't?

 

[Skim]

Oh come on, she's but a slip of a girl. Give her ten years and she'll be the next Digweed, or Skim.

I never thought I'd see myself mentioned in the same breath as Digweed.

Thanks a bunch



I'm going off for a daydream about Blood-Royale's golden windcheater.

 

[bluestreak]

one for the dj's monkey?

 

[editor]

i've been at crap clubs where she's been Djing. She just plays a load of shit, but then again, doesn't everyone these days?

The Offline Krew only play really good shit and make no mistake!

 

[lights.out.london]

How hard is it to play records?

 

[editor]

How hard is it to play records?

It's seemed quite a challenge to me on some occasions.

 

[Dj TAB]

one for the dj's monkey?

my point was simple, a chimp could do better IMHO, and wouldn't cost 5k...

 

[Skim]

It's seemed quite a challenge to me on some occasions.

Good luck with the assign switch tonight

 

[lights.out.london]

It's seemed quite a challenge to me on some occasions.

lmao - come for the Lights masterclass? I have my trusty old Decca mono multispeed "deck", as you yoofs say, and I can "spin" hot and groovy "platters" at 16 2/3, 33 1/3, 45 and 78 RPM!

Stick with me...

*reaches for Des O'Connor*

Lights. #1 Housey-Mousey DJ [who does a lot of good work for charidee but doesn't like to talk about it]

 

[christonabike]

I've played at Charterhouse

The fader was fucked

 

[editor]

Good luck with the assign switch tonight

*shudder



*packs extra big box of Clash songs....

 

[lights.out.london]

*packs extra big box of Clash songs....

 

[Skim]

Didn't have a problem with the fader, but the whole assign business was a headfuck. I wasn't even that pissed

Or was I?

 

[Guineveretoo]

lmao - come for the Lights masterclass? I have my trusty old Decca mono multispeed "deck", as you yoofs say, and I can "spin" hot and groovy "platters" at 16 2/3, 33 1/3, 45 and 78 RPM!

Stick with me...

*reaches for Des O'Connor*

Lights. #1 Housey-Mousey DJ [who does a lot of good work for charidee but doesn't like to talk about it]

My word, are you calling editor a "yoof"? You must be a lot older than you look!

 

[clandestino]

Assign?!?

 

[editor]

Assign?!?

Yeah man. Me and Skim were masters of that motherfucking assign function and make no mistake.

Well, sort of.

 

[Chairman Meow]

I think I saw him a while ago on some Property in the Sun bollox. ( I was hungover, alright? ). Anyway, it was about him and his 'wacky' American girlfriend buying a wreck in Southern Spain to turn it into a hotel. He did a lot of getting pissed and going walkabout wearing comedy glasses and a white suit, IIRC. It was hilarious. He's obviously moved on to higher things now, dating Peaches.

 

[Skim]

Yeah man. Me and Skim were masters of that motherfucking assign function and make no mistake.

Well, sort of.

Here is a photo from a vintage 1965 Offline, where we were faced with a whole room of assign switches.

 

[editor]

Charterhouse, last night...

 

[ViolentPanda]

my point was simple, a chimp could do better IMHO, and wouldn't cost 5k...

His point was simple too. There shouldn't have been an apostrophe in "DJs".

 

[clandestino]

Here is a photo from a vintage 1965 Offline, where we were faced with a whole room of assign switches.

Nice dress Skim!

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

Yeah man. Me and Skim were masters of that motherfucking assign function and make no mistake.

Well, sort of.

Pah, you wanna try working out one of these fuckers after you've had a few:

 

[Skim]

Nice dress Skim!

Yeah, I was a slip of a girl back then. Before my "Digweed Years".

(I still don't really understand all the stuff about the patch bays.)

 

[Kidda]

I think I saw him a while ago on some Property in the Sun bollox. ( I was hungover, alright? ). Anyway, it was about him and his 'wacky' American girlfriend buying a wreck in Southern Spain to turn it into a hotel. He did a lot of getting pissed and going walkabout wearing comedy glasses and a white suit, IIRC. It was hilarious. He's obviously moved on to higher things now, dating Peaches.

No that was Dawn and Rocco.

My heros

http://www.dawnandrocco.com/

Peaches Geldof is a fucktard of the highest order.

 

[editor]

Pah, you wanna try working out one of these fuckers after you've had a few:

Easy. Just arrange all the sliders to make a nice wave on each side.

Sorted.

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

Easy. Just arrange all the sliders to make a nice wave on each side.

Sorted.

I'll have to try that sometime