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stella - I have a green one shaped like a crocodile that I got from Ikea. Was under 4 quid.![]()
Measuring jug, Die Hard 3 or black cotton (that's green)?
stella - I have a green one shaped like a crocodile that I got from Ikea. Was under 4 quid.![]()
I have never owned a <sniff> - I can barely bring myself to type it - 'rubber bathmat', nor shall I.
Huh!

Ikea! I forgot about Ikea! I mean - there's no Ikea in E1 so it's pretty much utterly useless for me but at least there's a place for a half decent bathmat![]()
) next weekend so if you would like me to pick one up for you, I will. I can bring it to the next drinks (if you won't slip over and crack your bonce in the meantime)Well I will be going (again) next weekend so if you would like me to pick one up for you, I will. I can bring it to the next drinks (if you won't slip over and crack your bonce in the meantime)


never saw them last time i was there, but it was the leeds onemadzone and jer...
I wish I hadn't asked....somehow my life doesn't seem richer for knowing![]()

I have a bath, like other civilised folk. The chances of slipping and killing myself are therefore thankfully minimal.
Still I thank you for your concern Stella, nonetheless.![]()

If I have to have one of those bloody things I want a cool one and it'll go very nicely with my World Map shower curtain. the bumhole is an excellent addition as I suspect that not hanging my fish one up is the reason why I now need a new one 
Have you added it to your shopping list?Oh man alive, that's perfectIf I have to have one of those bloody things I want a cool one and it'll go very nicely with my World Map shower curtain. the bumhole is an excellent addition as I suspect that not hanging my fish one up is the reason why I now need a new one
Thank you Trashy so so muchHave you added it to your shopping list?

*calls RSPCA*For hanging it up?![]()
I will now. After you were so kind last night, it's the least I can do![]()

Why has it got a bumhole?
You can't go round hanging things up by their bumhole though. Fucking SwedesIt's a pushmepullyou; no bumhole needed

Maybe. You wouldn't want it pooing in your bath would you?Actually - isn't the hole for going over the plug hole?
You can't go round hanging things up by their bumhole though. Fucking Swedes![]()
Turnips don't have bumholes. Do you think I'm stupid?You say swede I say turnip.
I think 'kind' is stretching it a bit but I know what you're saying![]()

My internet was down, I couldn't find anything on telly and you provided me with entertainment. That's kind in my book![]()
