I love football me....

[mrkikiet]

see above. just decided it wasn't really necessary and wasn't helping.

 

[flimsier]

see above. just decided it wasn't really necessary and wasn't helping.

I await the deletion of most of your posts, 'footie' fan.

 

[mmmSkyscraper]

I await the deletion of most of your posts, 'footie' fan.

Been to a match this decade, 'footie fan'?

 

[flimsier]

Been to a match this decade, 'footie fan'?

I play in 20-24 per season, and attend approximately 10 per season.

So that's 30-34. You?

 

[mmmSkyscraper]

I play in 20-24 per season, and attend approximately 10 per season.

So that's 30-34. You?

Everton games, soft lad, Everton games. Try again.

 

[flimsier]

Well since I'm still good enough to play for a team whose results are carried in a national newspaper, I don't have to satisfy myself with watching most weeks. That'll come sometime after 45 - in at least 17 years.

However, I see an average of 3/4 Everton games a season, as well as 5 or 6 Weston games, and the occasional City game. I reckon that makes me a football fan.

You continue living your life through others though. The sad thing about age and being shit is that once you've hit about 10, you can't start playing football, and have to fantasise that you know the game because you watch it.

And that's fuck all to do with how enjoyable I find attending a game. Just justifying the fact that I choose to play, while I can, rather than watch.

Shame you don't have that choice.

 

[mmmSkyscraper]

However, I see an average of 3/4 Everton games a season,

That is a lie.

Unless you actually meant 3 quarters.

 

[flimsier]

That is a lie.

Unless you actually meant 3 quarters.

Nope, in fact if you take it since I've been watching football, it's probably an underestimate.

But my football gets in the way, obviously.

 

[flimsier]

I'm sorry that the only thing you have in your life that means anything, and you try to laud over everyone, is actually quite insignificant.

You do know that it's better to play than watch, don't you?

 

[mmmSkyscraper]

Nope, in fact if you take it since I've been watching football, it's probably an underestimate.

But my football gets in the way, obviously.

Bullshit gets in the way.

This time tomorrow, I'll be in Nice, and you'll be in the UEFA Cup. Nice one loser.

 

[mmmSkyscraper]

I'm sorry that the only thing you have in your life that means anything, and you try to laud over everyone, is actually quite insignificant.

You do know that it's better to play than watch, don't you?

Might not play to the same standard as you sunshine, but I find that my high intelligence helps me get over it.

How are the league tables, Teech?

 

[flimsier]

Bullshit gets in the way.

This time tomorrow, I'll be in Nice, and you'll be in the UEFA Cup. Nice one loser.

Yep, and on Saturday you'll be on your way home from the friendly, and I'll be playing in one.

And it'll have cost you lots and me fuck all.

Enjoy it.

 

[flimsier]

Might not play to the same standard as you sunshine, but I find the fact that my intelligence allows me to earn a fucking fortune helps me get over it.

How are the league tables, Teech?

How much do you earn, mmmskyscraper? And how much holiday do you get?

 

[mmmSkyscraper]

How much do you earn, mmmskyscraper? And how much holiday do you get?

As I work for myself, probably get to take about 12 weeks holiday, depends really. Not as much as you, but then I don't have the pressure of ruining kids lives.

 

[flimsier]

So that's my second question. My first?

 

[mmmSkyscraper]

So that's my second question. My first?

You actually want to know? I was being exceptionally crass there, not to mention wankerish, even if I was only joking.

 

[flimsier]

and I was trying to make you be moreso.

I'm good at that trick (re:money) on here.