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The push down knob on our toaster pops off and flies across the room every time it pops up, but is also fine in every other way....it's annoying isn't it?!





Just work, or fucking BREAK PROPERLY! :mad: :rolleyes: :mad:
 
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"I hate you Sheo, I hate you for your freedoms :mad: "
 
I'm nowt but a figure of fun in the kitchen appliance arena sheo.

It's harsh and it's hurtful.

Just do it! Just do it now and spare yourself the ongoing pain of kitchen mockery and all its cruel relatives :(
 
cesare said:
I'm nowt but a figure of fun in the kitchen appliance arena sheo.

It's harsh and it's hurtful.

Just do it! Just do it now and spare yourself the ongoing pain of kitchen mockery and all its cruel relatives :(
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<kicks the fucking toaster in>


:mad: :cool: :mad:
 
sheothebudworths said:
The push down knob on our toaster pops off and flies across the room every time it pops up, but is also fine in every other way....it's annoying isn't it?!
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No!

You could yell out "BOOM! TOAST EXPLOSION!" and then leap across the room trying to catch the toast and if you get hit by the knob or bits of toast or other assorted things I don't yet know of, you could say 'I AM HIT, I'M DOWN' and then roll on the floor a lot and if at any point you get third degree burns by cleverly getting your hands stuck in the grill you could be medevaced and it would be ace! Ace as war! :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool:
 
sheothebudworths said:
I've seen you get your war pictures on many an irrelevant thread mauvais, but I think this has to be your finest hour.....
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No. No it wasn't.

Mauvais had an encounter with a hedge that he's been remarkably diffident (good word!) about.

Bring it on, mauvais :cool:

Ha!
 
we bought a new cooker a few months ago, the old one came with the flat when we moved in 1997, so it was about time to upgrade

(((((domestic purchases))))):cool:
 
cesare said:
No. No it wasn't.

Mauvais had an encounter with a hedge that he's been remarkably diffident (good word!) about.

Bring it on, mauvais :cool:

Ha!
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Hedge, tree, cyclist, learner driver, barbed wire fence :o
 
mauvais said:
No!

You could yell out "BOOM! TOAST EXPLOSION!" and then leap across the room trying to catch the toast and if you get hit by the knob or bits of toast or other assorted things I don't yet know of, you could say 'I AM HIT, I'M DOWN' and then roll on the floor a lot and if at any point you get third degree burns by cleverly getting your hands stuck in the grill you could be medevaced and it would be ace! Ace as war! :cool:
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^^^

This scenario isn't just the product of an over-active imagination, is it mauvais? :(






I do hope you have understanding neighbours.... :( ....or...fucking hell :o ......flatmates even.... :eek:
 
There's still a ring on our cooker I haven't used yet :p

I mainly cook in one pot so I don't really need a 'big' cooker. Being able to use two rings AND the grill is nice though :) On the rare occasion you need to do it.
 
My toaster was a wedding present in 1988 sheo - don't fucking diss the toaster right :mad:

It still does toast but struggles on crumpets without full written instructions and supervision and intervention

Leave my toaster alone - it's Switzerland for fucks sake :mad:
 
Your toaster is one thing, but I'm on about MY toaster :mad: ....MY toaster, is a bastard. :mad: :mad: :mad:

























(I think mauvais' may be a bit dodgy too?*)














* :eek:
 
I've spent the last hour defrosting leftovers in my microwave. Just gonna see if I can bring them up to hiroshima level now to eat em.

Be right back. Etc :D
 
The Lightly Charred People's Republic Toast of refutes all dishonourable allegations made against it by the infidel oppressor (sheothebudworths) !
 
cesare said:
We need the whole story rather than hints here n there on the tinturnip. Did you get scarses :(
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I went mountain biking and crashed into someone in front of me, then a tree, and then a barbed wire fence, and a bit later a hedge. Then whilst not mountain biking I rode into the back of a stationary learner driver at about 2mph. I'm not sure anyone noticed which made it even more embarrassing :D
 
mauvais said:
The Lightly Charred People's Republic Toast of refutes all dishonourable allegations made against it by the infidel oppressor (sheothebudworths) !
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<grabs battered toaster by it's cord and hurls it around her head>


:mad:



<moves towards the window>


:cool:
 
Toast of?

I typed Toast of! Ahhh I have betrayed the toasty populace! *falls on plastic sword and is only lightly bruised*
 
When we moved into our house a year ago my landlady had fitted a new kitchen with a built in hob and all that gubbins. It's brilliant to cook on something that has an ignition and can regulate it's temperature.:D

It can even grill stuff without catching fire. Luxury.:cool:
 
Mauvais - are you marked and scarred :(

I'm about to retrieve my dinner - a small bowl of singapore noodles & some veggie tomato based pasta sauce & some meaty beefy thing that's too old to remember all mixed together on one foolish dish :cool:

Living the most dangerously for years :cool:
 
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