I just drank a wine glass full of extra virgin olive oil :(

[Chairman Meow]

Oh man are you in trouble.

 

[Herbsman.]

Looking forward to Herbsman's next thread...

I just brushed my teeth with bleach! I was reading a book about bleach. The author explained that it makes white things brighter so I thought why not brush my teeth with it? So I did. What's gonna happen to me?

I actually did that once

 

[Herbsman.]

or...

I just stuck my fingers in the power socket! I was reading a book about electricity. The author explained that it makes things light up if you plug them into the mains. So I did. What's gonna happen to me?

Already done it!

Me and my mate used to stand on the stairs, switch the light on with no bulb in the socket, and touch to two pins to get a 'fun' electric shock in our forearms.

http://urban75.net/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=5514482&postcount=12

 

[Herbsman.]

I just dipped my ciabatta in wine

I was reading a book about olive oil. The author compared the finesse and quality and depth of a fine extra virgin olive oil to that of a fine wine, so I thought why not use a fine wine like olive oil, and drizzle it all over my pasta, and dip warm bread in it? So I did. What's gonna happen to me?

 

[Stanley Edwards]

You're not thundering yet then?

 

[Herbsman.]

Not quite. I can feel it coming though.

 

[beeboo]

Please tell me this is a wind-up!

*shakes head*

 

[Herbsman.]

No, it actually tasted really nice, it's just that the consistency of oil isn't that nice.

 

[Herbsman.]

Come on at least it wasnt a wine glass full of melted lard or hydrogenated palm oil.

 

[Herbsman.]

Each morning and evening I sip hemp seed oil straight out of the bottle rather than measure it with a teaspoon, and that didn't make me feel bad.

 

[trashpony]

Each morning and evening I sip hemp seed oil straight out of the bottle rather than measure it with a teaspoon, and that didn't make me feel bad.

I've highlighted the operative word for you

 

[Herbsman.]

I've highlighted the operative word for you

I take pretty big sips though, it's more of a small gulp than a sip.

 

[toggle]

not a full bloody wine glass thouugh

 

[skunkboy69]

Has it come out yet ffs?

 

[Herbsman.]

I think so.

 

[Badger Kitten]

I do like Herbsman's excited enthusiasm for trying new things. Ring-licking, electrocution, gulping oil, rubbing toxic substances in your mouth, he just bounds in and gets right in there.

 

[trashpony]

I do like Herbsman's excited enthusiasm for trying new things. Ring-licking, electrocution, gulping oil, rubbing toxic substances in your mouth, he just bounds in and gets right in there.

Me too. I like the fact that he shares his experiments with us too. It's like our own personal jackass

 

[Badger Kitten]

Or labrador.

 

[Hocus Eye.]

I remember once on one of the very rare days when I had to 'ring in sick' because I was not very well at all I just explained that I did not "want to move very far from the bathroom." They understood very clearly in an instant and left it at that.

Tomorrow Herbsman will be making a similar phone call I predict.

 

[extra dry]

why not just try the best oil on the market for keeping healthy, in my opinon, cod liver oil...just a table spoon a day and you will feel great

 

[vipper]

Me too. I like the fact that he shares his experiments with us too. It's like our own personal jackass

Maybe we should make culinary suggestions?

"Cook the red capped mushroom with white spots with some pasta and tell us how you feel at 5 minute intervals."

 

[alien nation]

why not just try the best oil on the market for keeping healthy, in my opinon, cod liver oil...just a table spoon a day and you will feel great

or flax seed oil if your veggie

 

[madamv]

Your arse will leak and you will be able to scoot around on it, like a snail

 

[gentlegreen]

or flax seed oil if your veggie

Or hempseed oil.

 

[story]

Cod liver oil - there is concern that it may have a high toxic load. Lots of pollutants are fat soluble, and cold water fish (like cod) stack pollutants in their liver fat.

And as others have said, it's not the veggie option.

That liver cleanse, the one that advocates drinking loads of olive oil - The globs are unlikely to be gall stones. Stones aren't globby, they're stoney. It's more likely that once the oil is in the system, more bile is produced in response, cos we use bile to digest and process fats and oils. Increased flow of bile might help to flush through the gall bladder (where bile is stored), and it might create more flow in the liver, as a response to the increased requirement for bile. But then what comes out the other end is globules of oil that has been emulsified and encapsulated with the bile.

Ingesting huge amounts of olive oil - well it will give you a glossy pelt, and smooth skin, herbsman. And it will certainly stimulate your liver to produce more bile (hence the gurgling). It might make your shit float. Some people will have more trouble digesting it than would others. How you doing there, fella?

 

[Badger Kitten]

challenge Herbsman - U75 Jackass-ism?

Shall we have a poll of madcap things for Herbsman to try out?

So far, he has drunk oil, brushed his teeth with bleach, put his fingers in a lightbulb socket and tried licking a variety of differently-hued anuses (from what I can gather.)


Herbsman, would you like to take up random challenges set by the boards, or perhaps create a poll of bonkers things you would like to try, and we can vote for our favourites, and you could report back?

Would that appeal?


What about... a coffee enema? ( supposed to detox the liver and give you a zippy buzz).

Or dying/bleaching your pubes?

Eating dog food ( some poverty stricken pensioners eat it apparently )

any other suggestions?

 

[Herbsman.]

So far, he has... tried licking a variety of differently-hued anuses (from what I can gather.)

I have not!

 

[Badger Kitten]

I have not!

Oh, I thought that was the purpose of your poll

Sorreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee,

 

[Herbsman.]

And as for trying out other peoples' suggestions - bollocks to that. I do these things out of personal curiosity. I'm nobody's plaything!

 

[butterfly child]

Your arse will leak and you will be able to scoot around on it, like a snail, by rhymically clenching and releasing your buttocks. Soon you will grow to prefer this mode of locomotion and arrange to have your legs amputated so that they do not impede you. You will have all carpets removed in your home and replaced with smooth linoleum, and will start writing letters to your MP demanding that the same take place on all public rights of way.