"I ignore the strange resemblance... to urban75"

[Badger Kitten]

warming up

Jazzz = discordance, chaos, the tools of the Illuminati, and the lizards, and the NWO, and the 3 x z in the name is like a swastika symbol. Sort of.

 

[Jazzz]

McDonald's CEOs

Well we knew McDonald's was evil!

 

[KeyboardJockey]

Jazzz, what search terms are you using? Or have you got all this stuff bookmarked?

Probably on his Hard Drive. This sort of stuff is Jazzz's equivilant of porn.

 

[Badger Kitten]

Could we PLEASE have some sanity back in the way that we discuss politics.

Many of our politicians may not be brilliant, and many may be involved in fairly secretive networks. However, all this talk of lizards and satanism etc etc is an appalling smokescreen and an incredibly efficient way to surrender your own political voice, influence, and power.

Oh, ok.

I was mocking those who with all this talk of lizards and satanism etc etc is an appalling smokescreen merely demonstrate their incredibly efficient way to surrender your own political voice, influence, and power.

But I will stop being silly. Bank Holiday overexcitement.

considers wrist duly slapped

 

[Donna Ferentes]

Silly bastards. They had the whole world under the control of a secret conspiracy and then they blew it by giving away their secret symbol in front of photographers.

Still, the villain always makes one fatal mistake...

 

[Donna Ferentes]

I should anticipate Ms Kitten by observing that my username is a reference to a passage in an ancient poem warning of a secret conspiracy....

 

[Badger Kitten]

....and they would have got away with it if it hadn't been for those pesky meddling kids...

 

[Badger Kitten]

I should anticipate Ms Kitten by observing that my username is a reference to a passage in an ancient poem warning of a secret conspiracy....

I knew that.

 

[FridgeMagnet]

 

[Badger Kitten]

Bush is the AntiChrist tra la la

 

[MatthewCuffe]

BadgerKitten - I wasn't slapping your wrists. Satirising the philosophies of the lizardists is all good

 

[Groucho]

So now I know, thanks to this thread that AC/DC have quite a few dodgy fans. Thanks Jazzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[editor]

Maria Shriver... she's a Kennedy isn't she? Who's that she's getting married to?

Earth calling Jazzz...

 

[editor]

Hold on - this hand sign looks even more evil!

What does prisonplanet say about it?

 

[Jazzz]

King Abdullah II

 

[Badger Kitten]

OMG! Kerry is one too!

 

[Jazzz]

Pat Robertson

Hang on, he's a far-right Christian fundamentalist type?

 

[Jazzz]

and all these guys?

Jesus is clearly a metalicca fan!

 

[Groucho]

Hold on - this hand sign looks even more evil!

What does prisonplanet say about it?

It's the universal sign of the arsehole.

 

[Badger Kitten]

Crivens! Not the Beatles too?!

 

[ZWord]

That last one is obviously an illuminati fake.

John Lennon would never have associated himself with satanism, it's practically blasphemous to suggest it.

paul mcartney on the other hand .. a totally different story.

 

[FridgeMagnet]

Paul McCartney is Satan. Well, there's a Trinity thing going on with Cliff Richard and Chris Moyles as well.

 

[Badger Kitten]

Paul Mccartney actually died, you know, and then came back having sold his soul to the Illuminati in return for zillions of pounds. John Lennon refused, and so was shot. Actual Fact.

 

[ZWord]

Exactly.

That's why this big rumour went round that Paul mcartney was dead, it was true.. They discovered it when they took acid together.

 

[Donna Ferentes]

Ms Kitetn, have you read the Sladek book I occasionally mention?

You might give it a try, you'd like it.

 

[Badger Kitten]

Oooh thanks.

I am thinking about writing a novel and putting conspiracy theorists into he plot as they have provided pages of hilarious dialogue this year. Or sending a Louis Theroux-esque treatment over to C4 or C5.


Is said book still available?

 

[Donna Ferentes]

Everything's available on Amazon and Ebay.

 

[Badger Kitten]

I want a horned owl. They are so cute. Look at the nice Satanic owl. Bless.


worships owl

 

[ZWord]

Looks nice.

Did you know that there's an argument that Jesus was Satan. That's how he ended up in christian tradition as God's perfect scapegoat.

 

[Badger Kitten]

Ah, those pesky Gnostics.