pinkmonkey
2.4 hour party person
<applauds>
I have quit my job - woohoo!
- Thread starter trashpony
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Sweaty Betty
Hemo rising!
They said 'because you work in such a sensitive area of the business and are moving to a direct competitor, we have decided to put you on gardening leave from immediate effect. How long do you think it will take you to clear your desk?'
Umm not very long considering I handed in my notice a week ago
I have to give my boss my laptop, my blackberry, my phone and my staff pass. In case I try and sneak back into the building
Bloody politics
I hope you got that contacts list stuffed in your bag
good luck and enjoy the garden
cesare
shady's dreams ♥
They said 'because you work in such a sensitive area of the business and are moving to a direct competitor, we have decided to put you on gardening leave from immediate effect. How long do you think it will take you to clear your desk?'
Umm not very long considering I handed in my notice a week ago
I have to give my boss my laptop, my blackberry, my phone and my staff pass. In case I try and sneak back into the building
10 minutes to go
Looby
Well-Known Member
trashpony
Hag
Sweaty Betty
Hemo rising!
My boss is going to escort me off the premises
NO
runaway from him and do a circuit of the office before you exit
ddraig
kicking against the pricks...
I think you should leave at 5.18.
pmsl and very very slowly log out then go to leave and then pretend you've forgotten something think hard then ask if you can have a cloth and soapy water to wipe down your desk and phone...
trashpony
Hag
Yay, well done Trashy. They weren't keen on you talking to your colleagues about it then!!
You lucky, lucky bugger.
How much notice do you have to give the foals nursery? That will save you a fortune won't it?
A month! Now what I will do with myself 3 days a week without him to look after I don't know ...
Sweaty Betty
Hemo rising!
A month! Now what I will do with myself 3 days a week without him to look after I don't know ...
The garden of course
Looby
Well-Known Member
My boss is going to escort me off the premises
The walk of shame/glory. Shame if you've been fired, glory in your case as you've escaped. Enjoy it.
spanglechick
High Empress of Dressing Up
woo hoo, chicky!
*does happy wiggle*
we must make a date for half term.
*does happy wiggle*
we must make a date for half term.
trashpony
Hag
Such great news!
Now, about my garden.....
Can I have a few days off first please guv'nor?
Ms T
Honey-coloured ramparts
Biddlybee
making knots with sticks
Fuckin A mate - missed this last night! What a result! Enjoy your time off
x
onenameshelley
is Major Morgan's bitch
congrats!!!! I hope you sent pages of the word Fuck to all the printers before departing.
Enjoy the picnic
Enjoy the picnic
quimcunx
imprimeo, lamino, distribuo
Language, Timothy!
There should be far more celebratory fucks in there.
Yay for gardening leave..
trashpony
Hag
Language, Timothy!
There should be far more celebratory fucks in there.
Yay for gardening leave..
I was in a hurry
Right - think I've posted enough on this thread - I'm starting to feel a bit smug
May Kasahara
take me to the feeling
Hooray, have only just seen this and am made up for you! IN YOUR EGGY FACE, WANKY FUCKHEAD BOSS BLOKE! hahahaha
trashpony
Hag
Hooray, have only just seen this and am made up for you! IN YOUR EGGY FACE, WANKY FUCKHEAD BOSS BLOKE! hahahaha
It's going to be weird, being a full time mum for a bit
Perhaps I'll go to mother and toddler clubs and stuff Similar threads
