Treacle Toes
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Don't give up hope, woman!
Good call sheo.
I have just had the shittest haircut ever.
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Good call sheo.
I'm a disabled man, you can't expect me to run, jesus....
I did actually used to work in a production house in Soho
Orang Utan
Maybe I like the misery
runners don't do much running 
Kanda
Diving wanker
I'm a disabled man, you can't expect me to run, jesus....
A haircut does not make a sex change.
sheothebudworths
Up the bum - no babies!!!
runners don't do much running
They make a lot of tea though, I dunno if I can be trusted with those kinds of responsibilities.
I'm thinking of going to look in the mirror in a min, am just havin several fags to psyche myself up lol
this is actually quite funny....
geminisnake
a complex mass of conflicting ideas
Did you pay or just freak out? If someone did that to my hair I'd be up for assault.
Not been to a hairdresser for about 15 yrs. Don't trust any of them!
Not been to a hairdresser for about 15 yrs. Don't trust any of them!
Get in a cab!!
... back to T&G!
fuck that, I don't wanna end up bald!!!!!! asif I'd wanna go back there!!!
sheothebudworths
Up the bum - no babies!!!
HOORAY!!!!
I once had a haircut in a trainee salon, with a woman who didn't speak english, the day I'd had my push in brace fitted and I was asking for a flick* (try saying it with your finger in your mouth, to get the picture).
Really, really not good.
And then I came home in tears and discovered I couldn't eat fucking crisps anymore either, the cunts!
*it was the mid 80's, tbf.
I once had a haircut in a trainee salon, with a woman who didn't speak english, the day I'd had my push in brace fitted and I was asking for a flick* (try saying it with your finger in your mouth, to get the picture).
Really, really not good.
And then I came home in tears and discovered I couldn't eat fucking crisps anymore either, the cunts!
*it was the mid 80's, tbf.
pigtails
putting the tit in titilate
I once had a haircut in a trainee salon, with a woman who didn't speak english, the day I'd had my push in brace fitted and I was asking for a flick* (try saying it with your finger in your mouth, to get the picture).
Really, really not good.
And then I came home in tears and discovered I couldn't eat fucking crisps anymore either, the cunts!
*it was the mid 80's, tbf.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
That's a great story
When I first had my brace my mother bought me some Treets (remember them, like peanut M&Ms) - I nearly choked to death in the back of the car on the way home
baldrick
hmmmmm
HOORAY!!!!
I once had a haircut in a trainee salon, with a woman who didn't speak english, the day I'd had my push in brace fitted and I was asking for a flick* (try saying it with your finger in your mouth, to get the picture).
Really, really not good.
And then I came home in tears and discovered I couldn't eat fucking crisps anymore either, the cunts!
i've just choked on my tea
you can fuckin talk quiff boy.
Rainingstairs
Well-Known Member
well, you're half way there, might as well make lemonade and cut it all off into a really cute funky bob. Cause when it does grow back, you'll be even less likely to cut it
sheothebudworths
Up the bum - no babies!!!
When I first had my brace my mother bought me some Treets (remember them, like peanut M&Ms) - I nearly choked to death in the back of the car on the way home
It was very difficult getting used to your bite being that much shorter with a great big lump of plastic in your mouth eh!
And then you had to make do with all the protuding growths of gummy stuff from the roof of your mouth, poking through the gaps, which you could flick about with your tongue...and how itchy and sensitive and LARGE it all felt, of an evening, when you took it out.... Urgh!
Kanda
Diving wanker
getting food stuck in it was the worst
The only way teeps is getting food stuck in her hair is if William Tell puts an apple there
pigtails
putting the tit in titilate
It was very difficult getting used to your bite being that much shorter with a great big lump of plastic in your mouth eh!
And then you had to make do with all the protuding growths of gummy stuff from the roof of your mouth, poking through the gaps, which you could flick about with your tongue...and how itchy and sensitive and LARGE it all felt, of an evening, when you took it out.... Urgh!
And food getting stuck in a gooey mush under it, and it smelt after a while!
this is TEEPS we're talking about.
sheothebudworths
Up the bum - no babies!!!
I went with my friend - and she got seen to really quickly and had a perfectly decent cut for free, but I also had to wait about five hours for my trauma...and then pay, because it was after the time they did the free cuts! LOL!
I had another one at Vidal Sasoon where a student obviously just had a bob to do to complete whatever assessment it was they were doing and time was ticking on or something, so she talked me into it.......and then the tutor kept coming up and standing behind me and frowning furiously at the back of my head and saying 'I TOLD you not to do her - she's got a terrible hairline!
'.... nah, it's me cousin who's in fucking NZ atm.
am just gonna look under the towel and do what keithy said.... evaluate....
Fedayn
Well-Known Member
I am well fucked off, they fucking cut off all my cunting fucking hair
I look like a fucking ugly bull dyke
LOOK!!!!!!
I am NEVER going to fucking toni & guys ever fucking again ever.
I dunno, it works for me....
