I have just had the shittest haircut ever.

[Looby]

do WHAT with it????? it's just THERE!!!!!

I might shave the sides off.....

OMG don't do that. I have and it's awful growing it out.

 

[spanglechick]

Oh - um. Just come home from my haircut, and was miffed that it is now shoulderlength... but I do see it could be worse.

give them hell teeps.

 

[sheothebudworths]

an email has been sent...

I actually HATE the haircut you gave me. it's well shit. thanks.'

LOL!

It was the finger that made me LOL the most, btw.

I bet it looks loads better, when it's errrr.....down.

Fuck me, every cunting haircut I ever had was one of those mothers, which is why I just cut it myself now and look like a knob, but at least a knob of my own making.

Don't cry though!

I know you'll make it look loads better and then you just have fine hair again but also a LOL hair picture for future LOL's!!!!

 

[electrogirl]

do WHAT with it????? it's just THERE!!!!!

I might shave the sides off.....

Take it out of the cone shape, like Keithy said, it might be a nice layered bob without the troll style.

 

[pengaleng]

Had exactly the same experience in T&G - I'm not fussy about styles so all I said was I wanted a style I didn't have to *do* every morning and long enough so I could put it up - fuckers gave me a longish mullety thing that I had to straighten every day and couldn't even put into a little ponytail!! They are arrogant cunts!

they are right cunts init one way of cutting hair and one way only, fucking think they know it all wankers.

 

[Callie]

wash it and reassess teeps

 

[pengaleng]

LOL!

It was the finger that made me LOL the most, btw.

I may well email it as an attachment....

 

[electrogirl]

I've got to say, this is a brilliant advert for the honesty of Urban...not one person has tried to convince you it's okay.

 

[Kanda]

Is this thread just Teeps trolling?

 

[scifisam]

It is very dykey - not bull dyke, but like most lesbians I know in their early twenties. If you have a big metal key chain on your low-slung jeans, you'll fit right in at the Candy Bar.

It might look better with the top bit down though eh? Or maybe it'd be better to give up and have a proper short cut. That's what I did when a hairdressers gave me a similar haircut years ago.

 

[sheothebudworths]

Garf said I look like one of your 'fans'

Good come back!

If you shave the sides off you are seriously gonna look like a dyke

Hehehehe!


Yeah - just wash it ffs and give it the tp treatment.

 

[pengaleng]

I think the way it's quite a square shape framing your face is what looks so shite,

actually tucking it behind me ears looks slightly better, but like slightly better than that is like fuckall really.

 

[sheothebudworths]

I may well email it as an attachment....

DO IT!!!


Then ask them for a voucher (to use at a different salon).

 

[Treacle Toes]

Wash and reassess....funny first post though.

How did you get home?

Did you tell them you live in Hackney? Perhaps they mistook you for a hoxtonite....

 

[Sweaty Betty]

awwwww mate what a fucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously go wash it and have a look if you can even salvage a style your comfortable with----if not go back and demand you dont leave till your happy with their resolution...

 

[electrogirl]

Yeah actually, I quite like the cone bit I've decided, it's the bits at the side that are bothering me. They are too short, but not short enough, maybe you should go for a dykey short style. I think it could look quite cool.

 

[pengaleng]

It is very dykey

It might look better with the top bit down though eh? Or maybe it'd be better to give up and have a proper short cut. That's what I did when a hairdressers gave me a similar haircut years ago.

SEEEE!!!!!

I had it short before which is why I said to them look I don't fuckin want short hair but they fuckin hacked it off before i could do fuckall about it, I think long hair just does not exist in the world of T&G. I am tempted to go and get a decent crop actually but it would just piss me off and tbh this hair looks like that shit stage in between growing out a crop and being able to do fuckall with it so I think I'll just wear a hat for 6 months.

 

[sheothebudworths]

actually tucking it behind me ears looks slightly better, but like slightly better than that is like fuckall really.

LOL!


Awwwwww....


Wet it!


DO IT NOW!!!

 

[Balbi]

Jesus teeps, you look like you escaped from the eighties.

 

[pengaleng]

Jesus teeps, you look like you escaped from the eighties.

well!!!! their fuckin arguement was if I kept the length I would deffo look like a throwback from the fucking 80's thats why the cunt hacked it off in the first place.

 

[Ms T]

It's, er, interesting. What does it look like when it's not styled to make you look like a Shoreditch twat?

I had a similar experience at Toni&Guy years ago. Took me ages to grow it out.

 

[sojourner]

If you have a big metal key chain on your low-slung jeans, you'll fit right in at the Candy Bar.

heh

 

[pengaleng]

I dunno it's full of wax and shit, I cant wash it yet, I'm still traumatised and fragile.

 

[isitme]

it would be a good haircut if you played in the premier league

 

[sojourner]

I dunno it's full of wax and shit, I cant wash it yet, I'm still traumatised and fragile.

oh just get it under the hot tap.

bit of soap and water, it'll be FINE.

 

[Treacle Toes]

it would be a good haircut if you played in the premier league

 

[sojourner]

it would be a good haircut if you played in the premier league

shit. wonder if the baby dykes got it from the footballers, or the other way round?

 

[Orang Utan]

you could always get a job as a runner for a meeja company in Soho

 

[sheothebudworths]

See I'm thinking you might be able to plaster it down into something that's heading towards the lovely cut Rollem posted the other day...

It might still be a bit short on top, but not much I reckon....

Don't give up hope, woman!

 

[pengaleng]

it would be a good haircut if you played in the premier league

YOU can fuckrightoff lol