I hate Clapham

Discussion in 'Brixton' started by Pip, May 31, 2009.

  1. Pip

    Pip Well-Known Member

    I really, really do :D

    I live on Clapham Rd, and while I'm (luckily) about two foot closer to Stockwell than Clapham, it's where I have to do most of my shopping etc.

    What a fucking smug shithole. I can't go to the Sainsburys there for all the braying wankers I have to put up with. No lie, last time I was in there one of them went "Oli mate! Basics houmous lol! LEGEND!".

    The last straw was the name of a cafe that's recently opened -

    Daniel and I opened a cafe


  2. the button

    the button out on the kocker

    I lived in Clapham for a year or so (on Windmill Drive). It is indeed wanker central. Although when I was an ingredient short for Sunday lunch one week, and went to a local restaurant to see if they would sell me some out the kitchen, they gave me a big bag of it for nowt. :cool:
  3. Pip

    Pip Well-Known Member

    The pub across the road from me is a piece of shit too. The fucking barman in there is the rudest fucker I've ever met.
  4. Pip

    Pip Well-Known Member

    Well done on getting out. I don't the experience didn't leave you with any emotional scars :(
  5. Pip

    Pip Well-Known Member

    If Clapham was a person it would be one of those smug Big Brother contestants everyone hates but no one remembers.
  6. isitme

    isitme Banned Banned

    that's how i percieve all of london

    places like that next to run down shitholes full of feral kids who'll stab you for looking at them funny
  7. Pip

    Pip Well-Known Member

    That's not quite how I'd put it tbh.
  8. isitme

    isitme Banned Banned

    oh and racist cabbies
  9. ivebeenhigh

    ivebeenhigh Well-Known Member

    my ex lives in clapham.

    one of the only good things i can take from breaking up with her is that i never have to go to clapham ever again.
  10. isitme

    isitme Banned Banned

    and pete docherty
  11. Pip

    Pip Well-Known Member

  12. pboi

    pboi Banned Banned

    I couldnt imagine living there. its like the every uni rugby and hockey teams move there and cunt it up for 5-10

    useful for a night out though
  13. Pip

    Pip Well-Known Member

    To be honest pboi, I suspect you're one of the lot I spit upon.
  14. pboi

    pboi Banned Banned

    cest impossible!! I dont shop in sainburys! nor did I play sport at uni!
  15. fractionMan

    fractionMan Custom Title

    you can get basics humous?
  16. Pip

    Pip Well-Known Member

    Yeah, and it's pretty good :D
  17. dodgepot

    dodgepot New Member

    god, that would make me sick hearing that. i can imagine it being said, and it angers me.
  18. Voley

    Voley Ramoner


    That's fucking atrocious.
  19. RubyToogood

    RubyToogood can't remember what goes here

    I sometimes boggle a bit at what's in the Basics range. Eg onion marmalade. Am I a braying wanker?
  20. cliche guevara

    cliche guevara Well-Known Member

  21. Pip

    Pip Well-Known Member

    Only if you lol loudly at what poor people buy nowadays across the shop.
  22. Voley

    Voley Ramoner

    Did he actually say 'lol'? :D
  23. Pip

    Pip Well-Known Member

    No, but his laugh did sound a bit like a snorty nasal 'lol' :hmm:
  24. Voley

    Voley Ramoner

    "Legend!" is particularly wanky, I agree. "Winner!" is similar.
  25. tarannau

    tarannau Mongolian eyed

    I feel your pain Pip. I worked in Battersea for too many years and still bear the scars. Not quite as bad as Fulham mind, a similar kind of overspill for people yearning to be proper sneery sloanes.
  26. Nanker Phelge

    Nanker Phelge Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.

  27. pboi

    pboi Banned Banned

    you lot would love me. bitter old crones that you are
  28. Citizen66

    Citizen66 splash the cistern

    I imagine the lads in Clapham to want to aspire to be Jamie Oliver.
  29. pboi

    pboi Banned Banned

    they want to aspire to be him?

    only wanting to aspire? such low expectations
  30. pboi

    pboi Banned Banned

    to me, the ilk of Clapham, Fulham and possibly Angel are like our own Guidos


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