I completely ballsed up - children help

[fogbat]

"I choose to welcome you into God's house by directly contravening one of the ten commandments he sent down from on high and by making you an accessory to the fact"

You're Jewish, aren't you? Won't the holy water burn your flesh anyway?

 

[Sadken]

You're Jewish, aren't you? Won't the holy water burn your flesh anyway?

Locked into Judaism by birth, baptised and raised Catholic by force.

 

[Cid]

Is that really available?!

I can't imagine how awesome Eeyore would be if voiced by Alan Bennett

You've never heard it before?!

It should be a part of every childhood.

 

[fogbat]

Locked into Judaism by birth, baptised and raised Catholic by force.

Double-guilt!

Nice

 

[AverageJoe]

Open her up a savings account and set up a Standing Order and put £10-20 a month into it until she is 17 - voila. A car. The coolest present an uncle can give.

 

[fogbat]

Open her up a savings account and set up a Standing Order and put £10-20 a month into it until she is 17 - voila. A car. The coolest present an uncle can give.

By the time she's 17, the surviving humans will be fighting each other over the food scraps that the cockroaches leave behind.

Get her an AK47.

 

[AverageJoe]

With the savings