I completely ballsed up - children help

[mrsfran]

Get her 'Top 10 Crap Towns in Britain' or some book like that.

Or a lolcat book.

 

[cesare]

You mean a sovereign ring?

Nope, just the coin. You can get them at that jewellers near Liverpool St station.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Pewter. Beer. Mug.

But what if she grows up and only wants to drink Barcadi and Coke? In a cocktail glass!

 

[mrsfran]

Pewter. Beer. Mug.

They do kids versions.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Pewter-Chil...sr_1_23?ie=UTF8&s=baby&qid=1240240271&sr=8-23

 

[danny la rouge]

But what if she grows up and only wants to drink Barcadi and Coke? In a cocktail glass!

Then it'll be in box condition.

 

[madzone]

Best idea so far actually. Can't see mum or dad loving it though.

I'd be so fucking pissed off if anyone ever got me a charity gift

 

[Santino]

Series 3 of Frasier on DVD.

 

[Sadken]

They do kids versions.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Pewter-Chil...sr_1_23?ie=UTF8&s=baby&qid=1240240271&sr=8-23

Why'd you know so much about pewter, huh?

 

[Sadken]

I'd be so fucking pissed off if anyone ever got me a charity gift

Oh yeah, me too, I'd spit in their face, but this is a kid....

 

[electrogirl]

OMG KEN! Get her the Winne The Pooh audio cds! Awwwwww please do that. Read by Alan Bennett!

 

[Santino]

£20 of bowling alley vouchers.

 

[Santino]

Two bags of sauce flour.

 

[Sadken]

OMG KEN! Get her the Winne The Pooh audio cds! Awwwwww please do that. Read by Alan Bennett!

Fuckin A! We may have a weenor!

 

[electrogirl]

Or series 1-6 of Friends. Only £50 now.

 

[dodgepot]

I'd be so fucking pissed off if anyone ever got me a charity gift

*that* would be funny if someone had else said it.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

OMG KEN! Get her the Winne The Pooh audio cds! Awwwwww please do that. Read by Alan Bennett!

Good idea.

Or the Complete Winnie the Pooh collection - she can read them whenshe is old enough plus they will be a keepsake of her childhood when she gets older

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Winnie-Pooh-Complete-Collection-Stories/dp/0416199615

 

[madzone]

Fuckin A! We may have a weenor!

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! You can't let electrogirl win. NO!

 

[Sadken]

OMG KEN! Get her the Winne The Pooh audio cds! Awwwwww please do that. Read by Alan Bennett!

I've ordered that.

 

[electrogirl]

I've ordered that.

I WON the THREAD!!

 

[Sadken]

Good idea.

Or the Complete Winnie the Pooh collection - she can read them whenshe is old enough plus they will be a keepsake of her childhood when she gets older

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Winnie-Pooh-Complete-Collection-Stories/dp/0416199615

Think I'll get that for her sister for her 3rd bday this year.

 

[Sadken]

I WON the THREAD!!

Take this moment, and make it last foreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeever.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

I WON the THREAD!!

Think I'll get that for her sister for her 3rd bday this year.

I came second!! W00t!!

 

[cesare]

I've ordered that.

You'd better order her a CD player as well.

Gawd, in 10 years time it'll be like having a set of Betamax videos from a loving uncle.

 

[Sadken]

Third place up for grabs to the next person to say something nice about me! GO! GO! GO!

 

[mrsfran]

You could've illegally downloaded Winnie the Pooh and made your own CD. YOU FOOL.

 

[Santino]

A subscription to the Radio Times.

 

[mrsfran]

Why'd you know so much about pewter, huh?

I fucking love pewter.


That was a lie.

 

[quimcunx]

You could've illegally downloaded Winnie the Pooh and made your own CD. YOU FOOL.

with glitter.


I'd have gone with a Round the Horne cd boxset.

 

[Sadken]

You could've illegally downloaded Winnie the Pooh and made your own CD. YOU FOOL.

"I choose to welcome you into God's house by directly contravening one of the ten commandments he sent down from on high and by making you an accessory to the fact"

 

[fogbat]

OMG KEN! Get her the Winne The Pooh audio cds! Awwwwww please do that. Read by Alan Bennett!

Is that really available?!

I can't imagine how awesome Eeyore would be if voiced by Alan Bennett